Silver Tongue

rosexknight:

hexmaniacmareen:

hexmaniacmareen:

alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just

do straight up classes

“YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!”


“I’m sorry ma’am but it seems your baby is a… hunter”

“how could this happen i did everything right”

“are you sure your husband isnt…. dual classing behind your back?”

*sobbing*


“YOU’RE A WIZARD YOU CAN’T DATE A BARBARIAN THATS JUST UNNATURAL! THINK ABOUT YOUR STAT DISTRIBUTION!”

“look you’re my friend and i cant just sit around and see you mingle with a… subclass”

“the holy codex says clerics and paladins not clerics and necromancers, jeffrey.”

“he’s a third edition druid his buffs last for like 10 minute cindy, its not worth it”

I need this on a spiritual level.

“mom… dad…. Im a warlock, not a wizard”

madamezuki:

avrelia:

paragonrobits:

i was genuinely surprised to find out that people thought that Zuko refusing to give his seat to Aang in Ember Island Players so aang and katara could sit together was Zuko having romantic feelings for Katara

because it really read to me more like ‘ex-Prince Zuko, who couldn’t see a hint if it tried to eat his head, fails to see the complexities of a romance going literally right outside his door 24/7 now’

he sat down and he’s being obstinate and refusing to move, its not PERSONAL for him, he’s just an oblivious dork

Zuko was oblivious to Suki and Sokka’s romance in exactly same way just an episode before.

Zuko won’t see a hint until it hits him in a head. Which actually explains:

1) 45% of Zuko actions can be explained by him being totally oblivious.

2) Mai’s courting works, since putting a fish on Zuko’s head is exactly the thing that makes him pay attention. (that’s a joke)

Aang and Katara were dating for three months before Zuko had any clue and he literally had to see them making out before he caught on.

Sokka: “She keeps calling him Sweetie and holding his hand, what did you think was happening?!”

Zuko: “Look at him! HE IS A SWEETIE! I THOUGHT WE ALL CALLED HIM THAT!”

Aang: “That answers some questions I had.”

considering what happened when zuko entered sokkas tent, that is well within character

vangoggles:
“501337:
“click and drag Cornchip (thats his name) to have some fun and play with him for a bit
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if you’re on mobile like me you can click on Cornchip to drag and gently bounce him up and down or even gallop! (-:
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vangoggles:

501337:

click and drag Cornchip (thats his name) to have some fun and play with him for a bit

if you’re on mobile like me you can click on Cornchip to drag and gently bounce him up and down or even gallop! (-:

cort3d:
“ shape-shifter
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cort3d:

shape-shifter

unvisitableroom:
“i went to one of these as a kid and did my best 7 year old approximation of a heavy new yorker accent and said that’s where i was from and then later i saw that kid again but my mom was there and she was like what the hell you’re...

unvisitableroom:

i went to one of these as a kid and did my best 7 year old approximation of a heavy new yorker accent and said that’s where i was from and then later i saw that kid again but my mom was there and she was like what the hell you’re not form new york don’t lie and i was humiliated

hustlerose:

koobaxion:

Let’s see paul allen’s “let’s see paul allen’s” meme

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bisexual-paladin:

powermonk:

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guy fieri grass type regional variant

meow-moment:

demilypyro:

hakuna-sonata:

demilypyro:

female wife

sounds transphobic idk :/

female wife (amab)

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