I used to feel disgust, some kind of sickness, when i first saw the original image ages ago.
But now, I understand.
you ever think that maybe the premonitions in final destination are given by death itself because death is bored and wants to have some fun letting some mortals try to outsmart it? maybe death just needs some enrichment.
I love how fucking shitty this helmet’s expression is. Oh my god. Can you even imagine that face being the last thing you see with a sword through your chest. This was absolutely just designed to piss people off.
*wears a little armored helmet that pisses you off*
I don’t want to end Amazon, because it provides an incredibly useful service to the disabled community, the elderly, and those who simply don’t have time to go shopping due to working three jobs and the like. There currently isn’t a major alternative on the market that is the same level of cheap and accessible.
What I do want to do is enforce some goddamn antitrust laws on major web-based companies like Amazon and Google and Facebook, and roll back their attempts at monopolizing entire industries, and make them pay their lowest-rung workers a fair wage and stop running their warehouses like a scene from a dystopian nightmare.
How DARE Tolkien omit in the final draft the information that the traditional hobbit marriage custom is to have unspoken vibes for years and then disappear without explanation for an indeterminate length of time!?
[ID: a photo of a partial book page labeled across the top “First Version”, “A Long-Expected Party”, and “17”. The text starts midsentence and reads “curious habit in their weddings. They kept it (always officially and very often actually) a dead secret for years who they were going to marry, even when they knew. They they suddenly went and got married and went off without an address for a week or two (or even longer). When Bilbo disappeared this is what at first his neighbors thought. ‘He has gone and got married. Now who can it be? - no one else has disappeared, as far as we know.‘ Even after a year they would have been less surprised if he had come back with a wife.“ /end ID]
Okay but… Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin all randomly deuces out the same night… can you imagine the Shire gossip???
At the next Took family gathering, Esmerelda and Paladin II make a show of casually settling up their bet, but later hustle each other off into another room for a hushed “They did marry each other, didn’t they?” “Surely neither of them married that Baggins boy!” “My Peregrine would never!” “You said he wouldn’t marry Meriadoc though.” “Well, yes, but… not the Baggins boy? I’m sure they’ve married each other. Frodo Baggins has married his gardener, and our boys married each other and it’s fine.” “Unless all four of them -” “Don’t even think it!” conversation.
Fredegar Bolger trying to pretend to have ANY idea how the poly geometry works there.
Meanwhile in Hobbiton Hamfast Gamgee is inconsolable because there are no good possibilities here. His poor son has married into the gentry and it doesn’t matter which one what kind of husband is that for such a promising lad?
Rosie Cotton sobbing “He’ll never notice me now HE HAS A HAREM I knew he was out of my league!”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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