logarto:

logarto:

being told i dont understand how fiction works is so funny thank you 32 year old who reads nothing but smut fanfiction i will take that into consideration and maybe drop out of my degree

“its fiction it isnt real nothing that is fictional matters” is genuinely the stupidest lowest brain take and so plainly shows you dont understand the role of the arts in human society like morality aside it genuinely makes u look like an ignorant moron. because you are.

e-seal:

billhaderstrashbag:

yourplayersaidwhat:

etheriel:

hustlerose:

the-amazing-megagirl:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

if ur running a game for a bunch of theater kids who want to roll to seduce every monster and npc: 

• if they successfully seduce an npc, have them say “meet me tonight.” they will definitely forget to do this. 
• if they remember the meeting, have the npc drop their disguise. the pc is now alone and unarmored in a dark room with a demon. roll initiative.

STOP SAYING YOU WOULD TRY TO FUCK THE DEMON STOP BEING HORNY WHEN YOU PLAY DND 

BE MORE HORNY IN DND FUCK THE DEMONS

do you people actually play tabletop games with your friends and loved ones or are you just horny

amishfighterpilot:

ofschlagenheim:

ohhhhhhhjhggghhh nooooo how could they DO this the BASTARDS

instagram influencers: killing likes will destroy us

everyone else:

samkingsketches:

Someone give this woman a break….

Bonus:

36epm:

Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him

yahenni:

transgirlcelestialudenberg:

tyrantisterror:

Oh fuck I can’t get the song where the anime girls explain how to make shitty beef stroganoff out of my head