inthefallofasparrow:

inthefallofasparrow:

inthefallofasparrow:

iguesssoyeaj:

indoraptorz:

dickdefeater:

gayvian:

gayvian:

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

Fixed

logarto:

do you want evil clown dinner

millennial-review:

powerfulwizard:

aintmyjewelry:

aintmyjewelry:

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

that’s a corpse just walking around

Im fully convinced that theyre just weekend at bernies-ing prince phillip

trans-madeline:

jesin00:

memesbyeloise:

worm-suggestion:

This is the largest and second largest animals in the whole world.

Whale for comparison

No, these are just the 3 largest rodents.

THREE? INCLUDING THE WHALE?

I mean, whales ARE mammals

beachdeath:

thestateonmtv:

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

theres a post about someone calling it “bohemian rap city” somewhere but im having trouble finding it since its like 11 years old by this point

randomslasher:

kalichnikov:

beyoncescock:

w h y

I’m more entertained by the fact that OP’s friend and girlfriend were ready to wholeheartedly and without question accept and follow a recipe that called for 102 cloves of garlic.

i mean if a recipe tells you that you need garlic, you need at least twice the amount the recipe says

xxtc-96xx:

I know I said a Peter Parker voice might be Huey’s teen voice but then I rewatched Adventure time and well…

(despite it being better synced in photoshop the audio always renders some frames behind so this is as good as it gets =n=)