nanaja-chu:
“🦀 ❤️
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nanaja-chu:

🦀 ❤️

owlpellet:

“polls show that 34% of americans will vote for–”

what polls? whomst is being polled? i have never once in my life been polled. what is the sample size? what is the sample demographic? is it really 34% of americans or is it 34% of americans who answer random numbers on their landline??? poll this dick

Consider Green and Red ending up in a random car chase scene with Team Rainbow Rocket or something only for Green to reveal that he actually has no idea how to drive but neither does Red because he spent so much time on freaking Mount Silver but Green tries to drive anyway and it’s literally awful and they both almost die so Green and Red switch seats and see if it’s any better but RED DRIVES EVEN WORSE AND ALMOST KILLS THEM BOTH TWICE AS MUCH and meanwhile Deja Vu is playing in the background as they’re BOTH SCREAMING and obliterating everything in their path and it is the most comically destructive thing anyone has ever seen

at the end they realize somehow mew got in the back seat and they start freaking out causing them to almost die a fourth time

malibubandit:

Finally. He made it.

emmablowguns:

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This is how shit feels lately

2019

silver-tongues-blog:

My absolutely spicy Rose Lalonde take

Rose Lalonde would absolutely be heavily invested in the Percy Jackson series. She would know that the Last Olympian gets released in May 2009. She would wake up one day on the meteor and realize that the world ended just a couple weeks before it was released. She would be absolutely livid and nobody would know why

folly-of-caesura:

My favorite thing about Avatar: The Last Airbender is that when they’re looking for an earthbending master for Aang and the school doesn’t pan out, their 2nd option is to go to a wrestle-mania kind of thing to find him a teacher.


I mean, if that isn’t accurate 12 year old thinking, I don’t know what is.

eyajii:

wereralph:

bananapeelchunk:

wereralph:

rattmice:

greylilacs:

omigawdmatt:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

wereralph:

plutoniumbombs:

wereralph:

angelgurlhearts-2:

wereralph:

smatter:

wereralph:

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

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your WHAT

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

MY

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So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

Watermelon

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Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

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I’m sorry what

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i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

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I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

hot take but

raboot has pockets… that means raboot is a marsupial