motomenorahkent:

motomenorahkent:

A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original

I was watching Clone Wars and thinking how fucking funny it would have been if in one episode Anakin just fucking died

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

what if you put milk in a carpet cleaner would that be fucked up or what

ive made a very bad mistake

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it DID say 1 gallon

itsmeappo:

jumajuicy:

spartanlocke:

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Can game journalists please be deleted already

@szczypawice

i read the words ‘daddy priest’ with my two eyes so now you do too

What's your tattoo of?
Anonymous

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

its something my little brother drew! here hold on ill reblog with a better pic

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he drew it like a lifetime ago and i really loved it so i thought id one up putting art on the fridge and just get it on my skin forever

vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

lueminous:

lueminous:

Someone on Twitter just pointed out that this is what Vader would have looked like a couple of years pre ANH if he hadn’t been dunked into lava

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AU where luke and leia’s biggest problem is that their father is a total DILF

bitches these days hidin snappin turtles in they pussies

sisaroundthesandmill:

sieberborg:

be careful

> falling for the old snapping turtle in the pussy trick

lmfao

casualdadcore:
“ carina-xvx-hellebore:
“ whamlastchristmas:
“before and after you told them they were beautiful
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}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my...

casualdadcore:

carina-xvx-hellebore:

whamlastchristmas:

before and after you told them they were beautiful

}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my life{

one of them isn’t even a cat

everything-withered:

writing-prompt-s:

The heroes nearly won with the “Friendship is power” trope, but lost because the villains did that trope but better.

When “friendship is power” is good, but the villains’ “found family” levels were too high.