saladsaladnovski:

saladsaladnovski:

“T Hanos” and “M Bison” are the exact same in my head

renniequeer:

renniequeer:

It really says something about how society treats children that today I told a 13 year old I was proud of her hard work and she nearly cried into my shoulder.

This was followed by me telling her and her sister that I thought their stories about D&D were really fun and creative, and them both being flat-out shocked that “anyone actually likes listening to us ramble.”

Like. Y’all. These kids should not be surprised that adults will actually listen to them and engage with them. This should not be a weird outlier. 

Please be nice to children and treat them like people????

olofahere:

hustlerblu:

my food in the microwave

sound ON

quesozombie:

so, back over on twitter is remember mollymauk day :,<

</3 long may he reign

note-a-bear:

tami-taylors-hair:

fuck off

Just in: kevin feige deeply misunderstands how to disincentivize pirating media

ectoimp:

shinobi-bacon:

Thank you.

I cant process how far this man has come

toastpotent:

thetyrannosaur:

toastpotent:

my dad attempted to text his mom a joke

So I actually know a little bit about this. The Toyota Matrices were made in one specific plant in California iirc, and the build quality on the cars was terrible. So when Toyota sent people to the plant to figure out what the hell was going wrong, they found that the plant was essentially being run by the mob, and there was prostitution happening on the factory floor

real shit?

lavender-lily:

rosesmomhasgotitgoingon:

bread-science:

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

stephendann:

elizabethan-ho:

lightwoody:

me walking into the theaters to see the new batman movie while wearing a team edward shirt just to piss off men

I really need to find body glitter again.  The potential for unhinged levels of casual fanboi outrage is Edwardian in nature

also wear some hufflepuff gear to remind people he was in harry potter