halpdevon:

by order of the raven queen herself

death-by-lulz:
“The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.
”

death-by-lulz:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

fossabossa:
“it only focuses its eyes when its hunting
”

fossabossa:

it only focuses its eyes when its hunting

traiiner:

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i saw this meme and couldn’t get it out of my head

Susie, do you, or do you not have a magic axe? Magic beats magic and axe beats door. Summon your inner my lumberjack and break that door down.
Anonymous

dynamicsymmetry:

kaijuno:

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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adurot:

chapstickmcdyke:

thesickestsinner:

superunfriendlyreminder:

This is an old practice.

It’s called entrapment and, to the best of my knowledge, it is illegal to do this.

you act like police give a shit about whats illegal….

Have y’all never seen Bait Car?

terefah:

“astrology isn’t real” explain scorpio season then