Silver Tongue

crayyola-deactivated20220827:

yall cisgendereds too bold nowadays we gotta start driving that fucking bus again

secondbeatsongs:

disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney:

secondbeatsongs:

secondbeatsongs:

I just watched The Room (2003) for the first time with some friends and I. I cannot. this broke me

the pizza? the one that Lisa orders? the half-hawaiian, half pesto-and-artichoke?

that’s my favorite pizza

that’s the pizza I order every. single. time.

what does this mean?

like, have all of the pizza places I’ve ordered from for the past decade thought I was referencing The Room? have I been getting silent judgement from the local Dominos without my knowledge?? is this why that guy at Mod Pizza laughed at me that one time??

how did I, a person who had never seen The Room, choose this as my favorite pizza? is this fate? happenstance? 

what does this say about me?

I’m having like. an existential breakdown over this

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is this….tearing you apart?

goddammit

every new aeritus icon is a brand new harleybert OC

Anonymous

aeritus:

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Honorary Harleybert club
also why do you mean OC, thats litterally me

randomslasher:

callmebliss-got-swamped:

lynati:

adhdtogether:

sandersstudies:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Having ADHD is like just now I went to look up salmon recipes but suddenly I’m building a shelf

The transition also came from a purely logical train of thought but that doesn’t mean it was correct

I actually walked away from washing dishes because my train of thought went “I’m tired of cleaning dishes and I have to go to work soon and then I will have to come home and make dinner and I will be MORE tired” and then I thought “wait I can save myself being tired making dinner LATER if I simply put dinner in the slow cooker to cook NOW” and we have leftover salmon that will go bad if I don’t use it soon so I started googling salmon slow cooker recipes but halfway through I thought about how getting the slow cooker out is a hassle because there is never enough counter space and then I REMEMBERED I bought a shelf to put counter things to have more counter space but I’d left the box in the car so I went out and got the box and completely assembled a shelf but I still haven’t started dinner OR finished the dishes.

Hey OP, you are late for work now

FUCK

This is it.

This is exactly what an ADHD train of thought can look like. And I’d bet money that this happened in the span of about 10 seconds.

https://www.getcrocked.com/2011/10/09/slow-cooker-maple-salmon/

Oh man I should try my salmon dish in the slow cooker, it involves butter and dill and heavy cream and sparkling cider

Can I have that recipe please @callmebliss-got-swamped​

hypersympathetictelepathic:

red-faced-wolf:

God why is this so funny

Fantastic story telling. Not a single word spoken. Beautiful.

omghotmemes:
“Preparing this since Jan 1st.
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omghotmemes:

Preparing this since Jan 1st.

fireandlifeincarnate:
“ adulthoodisokay:
“ great-tweets:
“twitter is incredible
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oh man:
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she didn’t lose her internship because “her friends” used a hashtag, she lost it because a bunch of 4chan fuckers found out she’s trans and decided to doxx...

fireandlifeincarnate:

adulthoodisokay:

great-tweets:

twitter is incredible

oh man:

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she didn’t lose her internship because “her friends” used a hashtag, she lost it because a bunch of 4chan fuckers found out she’s trans and decided to doxx her and harass her employer about the ~image~ she was sending. like this wasn’t her public face account, she wasn’t spouting racist garbage, she mistook someone in her mentions for one of the randos she gets regularly harassed by (because, yknow, if someone tweets “language” at you on twitter, 99.9% of the time they’re not actually concerned for you) and transphobes used the opportunity to fuck up her life. it’s great that hickam is behind her on this but a lot of people are sharing this and laughing at how hilarious it is that “a furry got fired for swearing”, which is the smokescreen being used to cover how this was doxxing a trans woman to ruin her potential career