New Player Logic
This was our Paladin’s first ever D&D game.
DM: The golem seems to be made of obsidian.
Paladin: I don’t know if my sword will do any damage, guys. Obsidian is pretty hard.
Sorcerer (Me): …are you basing that off of Minecraft?
Paladin: Yes.
*later*
DM: There is also a golden apple on her shelf.
Paladin: Eat it!
DM: No, it’s like a solid gold apple. Like a statue.
Paladin: It restores health!
Sorcerer: STOP making dnd assumptions based on MINECRAFT!
Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.
Well to be fair to Molly:
Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law
Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about.
Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently.
Fred and George. Enough said.
Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit.
Ginny idolized the Twins growing up.
Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.
Anonymous
chara maybe now would be a good time to explain that you're a lot smaller and younger looking than you usually are
