Silver Tongue

milf-adjacent:

guerrillatech:

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Amazing

The only thing standing in between you and owning any sort of “parking enforcement device” is a $5-$15 tool. A “security torx” is usually just a 3/8" or ¼" torx bolt with a hollow center (get just the bit for like 25 cents on eBay) and normal boots use tubular locks, almost always shitty cheap ones that can be jimmied by a $15 impressioning tool.

Learn about physical security, it’s limits and weaknesses, and learn some simple lock-smithing/-picking. It will come in handy one day and beyond some advanced tools, most of it can be found very cheaply or even made if you’ve got a knack for simple metal working. Most locks in this country can’t put up with a simple propane torch, let alone a bump key, rake, or jiggler.

pauladrawsnstuff:

Someone asked me if I had any queer characters. I hope this clears that up at least a smooch…. I mean a scooch. 

Also, as a side note. Eggs isn’t gay. He’s…. wait for it….. PAN! OHOHOH I hate myself.

charlesoberonn:

nicolegendary:

princereece:

nicolegendary:

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these two memes have equal and opposite energies

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ok but how could you forget this one

god you’re so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.

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Remorse

mindlessmunkey:

rabbitrah:

planetclaires:

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

that’s how medieval peasants were supposed to use the stained glass windows to teach themselves bible stories when church was exclusively in latin

This exchange forced me to sit and contemplate some things for a while.

harriyanna-deactivated20221223:

tyrantisterror:

alberto-balsalm:

thestrawberrydreams:

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link to the relevant section on Wikipedia

Man I hope they cancel standardized testing, any education professional can tell you it’s a bunch of useless horseshit that does nothing except make students and teachers miserable while utterly failing to accurately gauge understanding.

“why yall gotta make everything about race?”

because everything is about race. you just upset cause we’re talking about it. 

baesitter:
“ indianbiatch:
“ she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
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yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

yo-its-matt:

sir-cyrus-motherfucker:

james-cordens-cumdump:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

yo-its-matt:

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I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.

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Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!

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wait til y’all see british ross from friends

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That is an evil lesbian

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it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.

runningracingdancingchasing:

ivanaskye:

archaeos:

Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!

Actual archaeology:

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so I wanted to find a picture of the lobster and

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behold! an archaeologist

@seaprofound

thecottageinthedark:

brightwanderer:

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….. Ea-Nasir is that YOU

HE’S IMMORTAL

micro-usb:

afloweroutofstone:

I wasn’t planning on paying attention to the Meghan Markle interview about the British royalty, but damn

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