sharkpilot:

tjisageek:

bigtea3:

The vibe station…..

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

*lays across it like a french girl and deep throats pizza sticks*

stanleykubricky:

stanleykubricky:

stanleykubricky:

my brain is fired 

i mean fried

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

dunsparce:

teaboot:

marzipanandminutiae:

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

We’re recovering from the early 2000’s Whale Tail

somethingusefulfromflorida:

iamtypinglike98madmen:

obbets:

if-i-were-your-raven:

daily-rage-comics:

Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man

Holy shit really

This is the original meaning of “boys will be boys”

Boys will be singular boy

“Two kids in a trenchcoat” walked so that “two boys in a fat man” could run

dragon-in-a-fez:

incredibly hot take on an old conspiracy theory here

i cant believe satan invented inflation porn

picopepin:

“*HA HA! LETS JUST FORGET THE RULES”

The law of attraction drew this, not me

katswenski:

My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

Wow, I haven’t posted one of these in a very long time.

pyrlspite:

pyrlspite:

vhs this cassettes floppies that so aesthetic where’s the laserdisc stans

“discs so stupid big you have to find a picture of one next to a human person to fully comprehend the size of these things“