hannecke-comics:

Clients

objection; clients suggestions never result in anything that cool

wiggloid:

garbage-empress:

keylethwasleft:

swankyangles:

florrissey:

fathermartinarchimbaud:

mycomputerthinksimgay:

You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.

“we’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘where’s my personal jesus?’ ‘why don’t i have a personal jesus?’”

me an edgegoth; my personal jesus is sonata arctica

marynatural:

you know that gag where there’s a character who’s falling off a ledge to their death and they’re all teary and the music swells as their hand slips and then the shot zooms out to show they fell like. two feet. that’s what answering important emails feels like.

clarknokent:

debelice:

Mongolian Way 0f Cutting Watermelons

It’s the cutting toward themself in Chanel for me

clityeastwood:

trans gamer girls are the backbone of society and we would be lost without them

silver-tongues-blog:

chippyyyz:

yo-its-matt:

set-underwear-to-no:

yo-its-matt:

Tumblr, I present to you… alternate universe McElroy Brothers.

Dustin, Terrence, and Gregory McAvoy

The McAvoy Brothers aren’t real authorities on any matters, and their guidance shouldn’t be heeded. Terrance promises he’s pro-sex-ssional, but if he’s got a badge in his wallet, I haven’t seen it.

By the way, this isn’t a show for babies, just to let any toddlers out there know how rad they are for tuning in. What’s good you twisted toddlers??

[“Fire Island, AK” by The Long Winters begins to play]

Slap your dad right on the ass

a counseling podcast for the current age

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

helloghostly:

mattmonss:

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

s t r e m t c h

THAT’S RIGHT I’VE HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN

OH GOD—

those cloths make him look like a homestuck

artwheat:

I’ve done a lot of art today I’ll post this ONE sneak peek the rest is coming tomorrow night