bloodbending:

bloodbending:

apple TV and disney plus are pushing me back to piracy. streaming almost made an honest woman out of me… but it’s time to sin

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that’s cute…. *hikes skirt up a little higher* i’ll show you REAL piracy

chefpyro:

Forgot to suck the balls.

twitch.tv/chefpyro

bigbigtruck:

tripropellant:

crungus:

flslayer:

ebilflindas:

tapehook:

Emergency Broadcast Network came out with this in 1993, over 10 years before Youtube was founded. They’re the forebearers of Youtube poop. Still holds up too.

this was made 22 YEARS AGO.

holy shit

oldtube poop

this has the structure and most of the standard joke formats of a modern 2015 youtube poop i’m completely blown away

A lot of EBN videos were distributed on 3.5″ floppy disks at raves and music festivals. I still have some of them.

daviddrag:

bidonica:

kaijuno:

pitbullmabari:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

congruentepitheton:

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

i appreciate brickaday

chaotic good

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

Direct Action

Just a funny thing that happened in my livestream today

streaming wind waker randomizer

supreme-leader-stoat:
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darkvioletcloud:

pancaketiffy:

Just remembering you guys that Spongebob’s grandma have the same tastes as Squidward and they get along very well. This explains why Spongebob is so fascinated by his artistic talents.

This is so fucking cute I’m gonna cry

arctic-hands:

graynard:

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

Remember when someone young republican’s brilliant reply to this post was something like “racism machine? you mean a brain?” because that bit of “I’m not racist I’m racist” has stayed with me over the years

jadedmisfits:

midnight-revelation:

pi-la:

Megas vs Mystery Machine

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When Cartoon Network was The Cartoon Network

Used to be so lit