All you guys talking about “zodiac signs.” Fuck you. I was never even born. I was created in a lab.
IM SORRY WHA-
HE’S I M M O R T A L ????
his whole “ultimate lifeform” deal is less “ultimate power” and more “he can’t die of old age or disease because he was made as a prototype to cure a man’s dying granddaughter”
And in a what-if future in the comics, he just sort of waits Sonic out.
Every once in a while I’m like “Why would you make the ultimate lifeform a black and red hedgehog though?” Then I realized, if I were a scientist making a 100% immortal being I’d definitely bring life to my edgy fursona.
hes a fan of nathan drake. he watches his sister play uncharted
i think the problem from my perspective, even as someone who knows how it works, is that making all the directional arrows independent of each other sort of subconsciously implies that you have to tap the stick in the each direction each time, instead of holding them for a smooth movement
Exactly!! I probably would’ve played a lot more street fighter as a kid if the diagrams on the arcade machines didn’t try to make it look like fuckin trigonometry instead of just, rotate the stick.
yeah like this
doesn’t read nearly as clear to me as this
THE ARROWS ON THE STREET FIGHTER CABINETS MEANT FUCKING WHAT
Yeah this fucking annoyed me for decades, it’s probably the reason fighting games are a niche genre for elitist losers
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”
No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.
Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is
Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG
I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity
“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”
“Yum yum Steve ribs”
cool cool cool but some people - definitely the younger generations - would for sure take offense if they weren’t deemed edible
like ‘you wanna eat steve but not me? what the fuck did I do’
are you trying to tell me i’m not a snack?
I am delightful why would you not want to eat me?!?!?!?!
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