x-cetra:
“ gay-jesus-probably:
“ zohbugg:
“ i-want-cheese:
“ saturdaynightlycanthrope:
“ celticpyro:
“ did-you-kno:
“All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source...

x-cetra:

gay-jesus-probably:

zohbugg:

i-want-cheese:

saturdaynightlycanthrope:

celticpyro:

did-you-kno:

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

Gram-gram knew how to party

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs

my-gender-is:

My gender is not a girl but somehow still a horse girl

alwayshometomarvel:

gothiccharmschool:

winneganfake:

runcibility:

ms-demeanor:

chrisevans-sexualfrustrations:

Steve?

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Okay but he’s right and he should say it.

“Smart” and “Cloud” also mean data gathering. I need to have a tangent, so pardon me while I run with this…

Here’s the thing: I’m a nerd. I want to be able to automate things in our home and to have usable data. So I want smart electrical plugs that allow me to have rules and show me what’s hooving up a ton of energy. That’s useful to me, but that’s not the bargain that tech companies are willing to strike with me, because they want to be able to gather data and sell it.

What’s annoying as hell is that every currently supported thing that does this wants to be a cloud-based application that requires me to install an app on my phone.

I. Do. Not. Want. This. 

I want my plugs on a network so I can flip open a browser on my laptop or phone or tablet and access them that way. I do not want them on or touching the goddamned internet. I do not want an information-gathering-and-data-leaking-phone-app.

The one thing that I’ve found that semi-reliably does this is no longer supported by the manufacturer. Every other goddamned option requires me to have it be app-controlled and I can’t control the data gathering from the manufacturer.

In this case, I am DEFINITELY an old-coot yelling at THE cloud.

Honestly, same. This is one of the few things that I’m glad to be too poor to afford the cool toys on. 

Same here. I don’t want my household appliances connected to the cloud. I don’t need my thermostat, fridge, or TV connected to the internet. I absolutely do not something like an Alexa. 

“Smart” and “Cloud” also mean data gathering.“

I work(ed) in tech. I have a decent understanding of what sort of data can be harvested through those things. I’m not ready to go off-grid and become a witch that lives in the woods, but there are days when it’s a tempting idea.

Also, anything that is “smart” can be hacked to become part of a bot network. 

Yeah, yeah, the local news will tell you about how your fridge can be hacked so all your food spoils but honestly, that’s pretty rare. 

What’s much more likely is that your smart fridge, thermostat, lights, oven, whatever will be hacked and then used to send out hundreds of thousands of spam emails. Or DDOS attacks. 

So yeah, in addition to the data gathering, I’d rather not have my appliances become a tool for people looking to do harm on the internet. 

rainyazurehoodie:

No Red. You are not going to the snowy mountain on the Alola region! You are on vacation!

bananatwinky:

who needs healthcare when you can just die poor

mmairo:

how did red get so fit!!! I can only imagine this being the answer tbh

masochist-incarnate:

underwaterlookingupatyou:

Millenial: “Don’t say g*psy or r*tard. They are slurs, just like the n-word, which you also shouldn’t say.”

Boomer: “More PC crap? They are not slurs you are just a snowflake.”

Gen Z: “Okay Boomer.”

Boomer: “SLUR! That’s a slur and you can’t say that!”

thats exactly what happened

thedeviladvocatesme:

e-v-roslyn:

luckyladylily:

goawfma:

🤭🤭🤭

I wont say an exception is not possible, but billionaires do not donate money. They buy control over something that is important to them. If there are exceptions I have not seen them. Every time you see a billionaire being a philanthropist and actually giving a significant percent of their money look a bit deeper and you will find them actually buying control, not giving money away.

A prime example is Bill Gates. Well known as a philanthropist, primarily for his large scale donation to education. Except what actually happened is he essentially bought a sharing control in the US education system and proceeded to fucked it up terribly. I will believe his intentions were good, but frankly that doesn’t matter. He fucked it up because he is a billionaire and billionaires just can’t give up control. It is how they became billionaires in the first place, it is baked into their minds.

They just can’t accept that Notre Dame isn’t for sell. Because that is what “donations” mean to billionaires. They want to buy a controlling stake in something that they care about, and they have been doing so long they think that this is philanthropy. Because it makes sense to them that if they are going to invest *their* money that they should make sure it is done right. But they generally have no fucking idea what they are doing when it comes to these things.

Anyway if billionaires actually wanted to help the first thing they need to do is let go of their control and pay god damn taxes.

Yeah, that’s why you don’t excuse “donations” as a reason why the rich shouldn’t pay more in taxes. This is exactly why we need their help funding essential services through TAXES. So THEY stay out of what DOES NOT belong to them.

Here is the guardian article

kingofthehilltoday:

weird-like-tuesdays:

kingofthehilltoday:

Maybe if you stanned Propane this wouldnt have happened

Maybe if you stanned charcoal your grilled meats might have some flavor.

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killthebeatlesofficial:

xenosagaepisodeone:

lets all just be needlessly ominous for the rest of the year

if you live that long

bold of you to assume theyd be lucky enough to die