Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.”
Robot: “I am already very funny.”
Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s not a joke you’re telling.”
Robot: “I do not need to tell jokes. I can always make people laugh when I want them to.”
Human: “That isn’t going to work forever! Eventually it’ll stop being funny when you say chimi—“
Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”
Human: “God. Ahahaha. Fuck. Okay, yeah, that’s always going to be hilarious. Still, I think you sh—“
Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”
Human: “Stop! I’m—hic!—I’m going to—hic!—I cant breathe! Why do you say it like that?!”
I think we all can identify the source of the robins’ sass
#this is not even an incorrect quote they literally said this to Bruce’s face it’s so savage
I keep losing chunks of hair because I can’t manage to untangle it properly. I do what I can, I use conditioner every day and I untangle it when I can, but it just gets knots every time I sleep. I’m afraid it won’t get any longer like this but I dunno what I could be doing better.
big sheep energy
so this just started with me doodling KK smol and angry but i accidentally the whole thing
when the fuck did this get so many notes?
