glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.”

Robot: “I am already very funny.”

Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s not a joke you’re telling.”

Robot: “I do not need to tell jokes. I can always make people laugh when I want them to.”

Human: “That isn’t going to work forever! Eventually it’ll stop being funny when you say chimi—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “God. Ahahaha. Fuck. Okay, yeah, that’s always going to be hilarious. Still, I think you sh—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “Stop! I’m—hic!—I’m going to—hic!—I cant breathe! Why do you say it like that?!”

yesoksure:

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Feeling tired. 🙃

susannahsteiner:

loislane:

I think we all can identify the source of the robins’ sass

#this is not even an incorrect quote they literally said this to Bruce’s face it’s so savage

uncle-cucky:

🎰💤

Here’s to hoping I get in next round <3

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rosexknight:

Randomly got the urge to draw this dork again oops lol

katagawas:

i hate twitter

chefpyro:

I keep losing chunks of hair because I can’t manage to untangle it properly. I do what I can, I use conditioner every day and I untangle it when I can, but it just gets knots every time I sleep. I’m afraid it won’t get any longer like this but I dunno what I could be doing better.

big sheep energy

silver-tongues-blog:

so this just started with me doodling KK smol and angry but i accidentally the whole thing

when the fuck did this get so many notes?

porko-rotten:

You rely on mainstream media to offer LGBT representation instead of following indie creators who are actually genuine with these topics? L