theartingace:

I was thinking about the goblin-tail debate and I think I’ve come to my own, completely irrelevant conclusion. 

They fun.

nonbinarywithaknife:

cinnamonrollwithit:

fizzityuck:

fizzityuck:

Apparently we’ve all decided Fitzroy Maplesyrup is just “sexy Griffin McElroy”  and you might be confused as to what that could possibly look like and the good news is such a man does exist! Bad news? You’re all going to fucking hate it.

i will NOT be fielding questions at this time. 

hey op? this hit me like a fucking gunshot to the chest, i can’t breathe

[ID/ A picture of Liam O’brien from Critical Role, smiling. /end ID]

rivainibabe:

politijohn:

sweetkingcrown:

politijohn:

Bernard is done playing around

AND WAS WELL PAID FOR EXERCISING THANKS SUCKERS$$$$$$$$$$$$

How much was Bernie paid to get arrested for protesting school segregation in 1963?

…Or when he literally chained himself to a black woman protesting the issue?

How much was Bernie paid to March with MLK in 1965?

How much was Bernie paid to March alongside unions and working Americans demanding a $15 mins. wage?

How much was Bernie paid to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline?

How much was Bernie paid to demand that the US implement a universal health care system?

Why would he pay a cop to arrest him for woke points in the 50s??

coniello:

coniello:

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

despazito:

hungwy:

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

run-on sentences are adhd culture

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

tripropellant:

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago

kellan-the-nerd:

Some other gems from the source article

pocketss:

I went through a mimic phase a while back :D