jwblogofrandomness:

Tag yourself.

I’m Nifty.

trikrusanvers:

Me: one of you… is the murderer

Everyone: *starts sweating*

Me: (unable to tell who’s guilty) a sauna was a bad place to hold this meeting

chefpyro:

Drumstick.

twitch.tv/chefpyro

shittymoviedetails:

In the movie “Joker”, the cab that ran over Arthur was actually taking Will Smith to his uncle’s house in Bel-air.

now this is the deadshot origin story i want

ladyshinga:

some-goblins-in-a-trench-coat:

robotsexmonster:

pipcomix:

Be the voice in your demon’s head criticizing everything it does.

i’m the inner demon now

this happened in Animorphs and has inspired me ever since. a Yeerk took over a guy who just recited Shakespeare at it CONSTANTLY so the Yeerk found time travel to fucking kill Shakespeare out of sheer annoyance

tonystarkssnipples:

I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.

I take no credit for these posts.

mythwords:

enbypanposi:

Nonbinary Folks:

You don’t have to be anything. You don’t have to be or consider yourself to be

• aligned
• unaligned
• transneutral
• transfeminine or masculine 
• a user of they/them pronouns
• a user of neopronouns
• fem-presenting
• masc-presenting
• androgynous
• conventionally attractive
• out
• LGB

You’re allowed to just be nonbinary. You don’t need to confine yourself. You can just be you.

agdistis-sanctified:

Deadpool (2012) #35