hilbeth:

lily-orchard:

bumble-bitch-sanders:

wooloo-lesbianism:

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

Blizzard be like

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

endangered-justice-seeker:

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

Constructive Criticism

toopunktofuck:

rubyredrose1207:

kari-izumi:

viostormcaller:

blueinkblot:

gahdamnpunk:

VACCINATE YA KIDS FFS

The other thing about measles is that it resets your body’s memory of other diseases. So all those times you’ve gotten sick? Your body’s memory cells no longer remember those illnesses, so even if you get the same type of illness again your body will react like it’s the first time you’ve been sick.

It’s so much worse than “just a disease”. 

Measles does WHAT

Holy fuck

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What the fuck what the fuck what the fUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

antivaxxers also sabotaged the human lyme disease vaccine. they literally conspired online in usenet boards to go out and participate in the vaccine trials, and they all proceeded to complain of arthritis, the only symptom of lyme disease they were apparently aware of. this caused media hysteria about the vaccine. if you remember the flu vaccine hysteria around the swine flu epidemic, it was kind of like that. despite double-blind trials being unable to support their claims and instead displaying that the vaccine was safe and effective, the damage was done, and the vaccine was shelved in the USA. you can get a lyme disease vaccine in Europe, but Europe has a different strain of the bacteria that causes lyme disease.

Lyme disease can become very serious, it can infect the nervous system and cause neurological problems especially in young children who are often bitten on the head or the neck, undiagnosed it can cause chronic health issues that mimic other diseases. Without safe prophylactic measures beyond trying to minimize contact w ticks, this has driven people who have had lyme disease, have chronic effects from mass-disseminated lyme disease infection, or people who believe they have chronic lyme disease to go to quack doctors and undergo unsafe, unapproved medical treatment in an attempt to stop suffering.

This would not be happening on the scale that it is if antivaxxers didn’t straight up execute a supervillain plot to sabotage the lyme disease vaccine bc this happened the same year andrew wakefield published his fraudulent research on the MMR vaccine

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/5/7/17314716/lyme-disease-vaccine-history-effectiveness

these people are fucking dangerous beyond compare

chefpyro:

sonic unleashed’s physics engine is rly good

twitch.tv/chefpyro

cherryspliced:

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cadeuces sketch dump ❤

pembrokewkorgi:

chefpyro:

I believe act 3 is a little difficult.

twitch.tv/chefpyro

LOL! Listen to me absolutely lose it.

scraps-is-busy:
“ murder-masquerade:
“ Maps for the manor | Character Profiles
Welcome to our No Host November special! At around 5pm, the body of the host was found by Summer Stars while returning some books to the library.
The dead still linger...

scraps-is-busy:

murder-masquerade:

Maps for the manor | Character Profiles

Welcome to our No Host November special! At around 5pm, the body of the host was found by Summer Stars while returning some books to the library.

The dead still linger about the house, the curse that limits their speech has been lifted. They will be available to help in this case.

[Victim]: The Host
[Cause of Death]: Unknown
[State of the Body]: It seems hollow, doll-like. Cold to the touch. No signs of external injury.
[Death Location]: Library
[Body Location]: Floor
[Time of Discovery]: Around 5PM

Guest Alibis

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Despite being Dead, Scraps is open for questions on who did it. 

considering how the last two went, probably hex

doubleca5t:

runawaymarbles:

haleyblogsdaily:

Okay, consider this:

Supernatural, but instead of Sam and Dean it’s Drake and Josh.

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isn’t that just Buzzfeed Unsolved

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