love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out
ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened
She looks very pleased to be unflattened and unblockaged
Girlboy with a he/him pin on one sleeve and a she/her pin on the other. Two people sitting on either side of her aggressively correcting each other on his pronouns
One time we had this guy covering a shift at the coffee shop and it somehow came out over the course of regular small talk with us that he was Armenian. He got this really tired distant look in his eyes and said “yeah, you know what people always think about when they find out.” Everyone nods and I figure we’re all on the same page so it doesn’t need to be said, and I’m about to move on when someone pipes up “the Kardashians!” He sighs and nods, and I, unable to help myself go “oh” and then very quietly “I thought we were talking about the Armenian genocide.”
Everyone is stunned for a moment, except for the guy who suddenly lights up and says, in a remarkably delighted tone of voice: “that’s the first time anyone has ever mentioned the Armenian genocide!”
I actually had no idea the Kadashians were Armenian.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
