look at this freaking exit dialog i got

grawly:

delmondo:

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the OS equivalent of a clown pulling out a really long chain of handkerchiefs from his pocket

The Charlie and Daddy Show #2 | #3 - Charlie McElroy vs. the Moon

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

sockablock:

Justin’s (at the time) 2-year-old daughter decides to fight the moon

thoughts:

1) when she said “look! up on the bookshelf!” that was the clearest I’ve ever heard a 2yo speak in my damn life

2) “that was a great podcast we did” was fucking precious

3) that last little “we’re gonna punch the moooon!” somehow proves that even at 2, charlie mcelroy already had the mcelroy cadance, and i cannot handle it.

I love that between the mbmbam show where we get to see people who knew the mcelroys growing up and this, its extremely clear that the mcelroys have some sort of gene that makes them really really good at improv shitposting.

momir:
“You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue
”

momir:

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

zorth needs more appreciation

zorth needs more appreciation

scarlettrosemarlen:

silver-tongues-blog:

neomikey:

thepokeduck:

jared-the-dm:

dnd-homebrew5e:

Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

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Originally posted by sashaedits

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Ah yes, the necromancer subclass: necrodancer

God tier is Travis McElroy making a bubbly disabled necromaner made a squirrel skeleton dance hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal

socialistexan:

saint-butch:

punkphobe:

punkphobe:

have you ever clicked on a boomers profile before and 99.9% of the time it looks exactly like this

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tumblr edition

Can I get even a single source on racism from terfs, please?

TERFs accusing Caster Senemya, a black cis female athlete, of being trans because she is too muscular/too good of an athlete

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TERFs accusing East Asian women of being men because they have short hair and don’t have bodies that look “traditionally” feminine

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TERF spouting literal actual Nazi eugenics (note: can’t link the account is now deleted or private)

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TERF accusing Jews of pushing “trans ideology” and that George Soros (y'know, the guy Nazis use as a stand in for Jews controling the world), Jennifer Pritzger, and Martine Rothblatt (both also Jewish), funding the “trans agenda”

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Janice Reymond refered transgender men as the “final solution of women” which is both very anti-Semitic and disregards that the target of the first Nazi book burning was the Institut Fur Sexualwissenschaft which coined the term transsexual and performed the first SRS.

TERFs like Cathy Brennan and organizations like WoLF routinely work with racists (sometimes even neo-nazis) to achieve their anti-trans endgoals. Brennan worked with the Pacific Justice Insititute (which is classified by the SPLC as a hate group and compared gay marriage to the Holocaust) to fabricate stories of trans women assaulting cis little girls in bathrooms.

WoLF is literally working with the Trump Administration (who are very, very racist) to bar trans civil rights.

They appropriated the work of Kimberlé Crenshaw to claim intersectional feminism doesn’t include trans women when Crenshaw herself very much said it did.

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Honestly I could keep going on about how often they’ve harassed cis women of color or worked with neo-nazis or cling to a very euro-centric sense of what makes one a woman, but I think you’re getting my point here.

silver-tongues-blog:

gearholder:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

how is almond milk even milk

almonds dont have tiddies my dude where does the milk come from

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then just call it nut juice

why even pretend it’s milk

why the deception

why are they lying to the people

“nut juice”

The very sound of that is probably the reason for the deception.

reblog if  delicious almond nut juice makes you wanna bust a nut

God damn it, Chef.

Almonds are not nuts, they are seeds goddamnit >:U

So then it would be seed juice?