Silver Tongue

the prophecy was true

ayellowbirds:
jewish-kulindadromeus:
hachama:
hachama:
Just so you know, as soon as Halloween is over, I’m kicking off Chanukah season. I don’t care if it’s almost 2 months away, if Karen in accounting has a tree on her desk I’m going to have a historically accurate model of the Second Temple on mine.
IT CANNOT BE STOPPED
to buy that model kit or not to buy that model kit
I was in a Bed, Bath, & Beyond today, and they had these things:
OMG- MITZVAH MOOSE

wooloolulu:

Kris, please, stop eating the evidence from the scene-oh no, they can’t hear me, they have their airpods in
AKA a shitpost that wouldn’t get out of my head until i drew it yesterday. Happy 1 year deltarune, even though i only got into the series like a week ago and I was actually meant to post it yesterday.

sonic-for-real-justice:

skee-ze-nerd:
This post was good, then i saw the url, and i fucking asceNDED
sonic-for-real-justice:
no worries everyone, i only fucking NAILED it
um yeah, you ascended because of how sexy and strong i am for making this post

misgenderisms-deactivated202010:

misgenderisms-deactivated202010:
Gradients are so good like 😳 yes sir i would like to transition from brown to gold thanks for asking
STOP

uninterruptednonsense:

9th-level-spell:
thetyrannosaur:
meltedbartsimpson:
tilthat:
TIL a study found applying Petroleum Jelly to a newborn for the first six to eight months of life was enough to drastically cut the risk of them developing eczema. They believe it may even ease the development of food allergies in certain instances.
via reddit.com
a greasy baby is a healthy baby
me, laying on the vaseline with a trowel: does it feel good?
my child: AH.

yourchunkiestmilk:

not super accurate but it gets the idea across

scraps-is-busy:

PLAYING SPYRO REIGNITED! JOIN IN! CHAT!

nyanguardparty:

me at the start of fullmetal alchemist: lol that country is almost perfectly circular, how silly, that’s not very realistic, cinemasins ding sound