Silver Tongue

ottermatopoeia:

ore-imouto:

Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock.

forbidden context

evilwriter37:

peakyarthurs:

faliceplease:

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This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

heritage-post:

loveamongthesailors:

legit excited to see this come around again

date of origin: November 9th, 2016

spartanxhunterx:
“Ok, this one wins
”

spartanxhunterx:

Ok, this one wins

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Anyway I think it’s fun how being around trans people makes you also trans your gender like this has happened with multiple friends since I’ve been out. I will make friends and hit them with my Beam

Like on the one hand there are like some genuine words 2 be said about just your Presence making people feel safe enough 2 explore that kind of thing and confide in u about it But Also I just think about that post that’s like “haha no being nonbinary isn’t contagious anyway come closer”

sabertoothwalrus:

I watched Flute Spell again recently and remembered Finn is immune to electricity

the-wife-of-todd-howard:

chefpyro:

fuck the quarantine post gonk droid

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*fist pump*

FUCK YES GONK DROID THATS WHAT IM FUCKIN HERE FOR

mothmanismyuncle:

whimsica:

boimgfrog:

bi-nick-carraway:

boimgfrog:

bi-nick-carraway:

bi-nick-carraway:

So I’m on Barnes&Noble online shopping for a copy of The Great Gatsby with a fancy cover, as you do, and


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SOMEONE WROTE A WHOLE ASS NOVEL ABOUT NICK??? AND I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT IT???????????

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@fumkyfrenshfamtherfigure

the

WHAT

YEAH!!

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The synopsis reads, “Nick Carraway meets his mysterious neighbor, Jay Gatsby. Gatsby doesn’t seem to eat anything, and has an aversion to silver, garlic, and the sun, but good friends are hard to come by. Especially an interesting millionaire like Gatsby.


When Gatsby asks Nick to help catch a murderer, Nick just can’t say no. And, of course, Nick agrees to set up a tea date for his cousin Daisy and Gatsby. It’s harmless to reunite two old friends; until Nick realizes the truth he’s known, deep down, the entire time.


Jay Gatsby is a vampire.”

That sounds amazing.

But also, i see your vampire gatsby and raise you


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Jack Russell terrier Nick Carraway

HELLO!?!?!?

People saw great Gatsby public domain and immediately went bokbers

no

you SAY they went bonkers

but what i say is that theyve had these drafts waiting in the wings

one toe over the starting line

looking at the public domain date and saying to themselves

bet

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

why is chess the Big Boy Smart Brain game?? there’s been no advances in strategy for 70 years. you can sit down and teach yourself the five winning moves in like a day. show me a computer that can flawlessly win any game of MTG and then ill be impressed.

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I build my deck for the express purpose of building an ingame Turing Machine and then pulling off Arbitrary Code Execution during a tournament and suddenly my deck disappears and I’m playing Doom

maplesyrupbloodfeud:

ace-pergers-syndrome:

You know, I’m a season and a half into watching Danny Phantom and I’m just starting to realise how sad it is that Danny has a secret identity. 

Here’s the thing, all the villains know who he is. They know where he lives, and who is family and friends are. And you know what? I can’t remember Danny ever freaking out about that. He just accepted that his enemies had this information and could use it against him. 

Danny doesn’t care that his enemies know who he is, but he’s terrified of the idea of the people he loves knowing. His greatest fear isn’t his enemies coming after him in his own home, it’s just the idea that these people - these people that he’s willing to put his life at risk to protect on a daily basis - wouldn’t be able to love him anymore if they knew what he was. I think that may be the saddest superhero story I’ve ever heard. 

Everyone in the notes:

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