Silver Tongue

partywithponies:

partywithponies:

Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, “Marty McFly is a time traveller” becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.

When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

When Marty starts doing this Doc’s blog posts get even more annoyed and passive aggressive, saying things like “even if time travel WAS possible, a SENSIBLE time traveller would KEEP OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE and not just TELL EVERYONE LIVE ON TV”

Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking “Doctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and that’s why he’s so worked up about it” and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.

tikkunolamorgtfo:
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“ Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.
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This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I...

tikkunolamorgtfo:

kidobsolete:

ladykaymd:

inrnsanity:

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

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So if you look in the lower right-hand corner of that last panel with the unicorn, you’ll see that it looks like something was erased or pasted over. Know why? Because this isn’t the original version of the cartoon.

This is:

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Yeah, that’s right. This entire strip is a comment on antisemtism and y’all changed it to be more “fun” and deleted the artist’s signature in the process. So anyway, this isn’t just some helpful infographic or a silly meme, it’s a commentary on how Jews have been getting blamed for world’s ills for 2,000 years, and whoever erased that panel can fuck right off for eternity.

beheeyem:

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put on both gloves at once and have the ultimate hand safety besides your middle finger which is free to flip off preps as u get ready to shoot an arrow or draw a picture. 

sighinastorm:

squeemez:

angelinajoliesbottom:

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COW NAP COW NAP COW NAPS COW NAP

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sashaforthewin:

dhdrawings:

quasi-normalcy:

copperbadge:

mia7437:

loosellps:

asynca:

The Scottish Widows ads are next level

What service does this company offer???????

TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.

holy shit it’s a life insurance and pensions company

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it. 

Scottish Widows: We’re Recruiting

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You are quite literally missing the best one

This is definitely a front, right? We are all agreed this is a front?

oldgamemags:

Saturn Power #3, August 97 - A look at ‘Croc’.  

hoina-hysteria:

Tsundere anime girls are OUT, tsundere ancient dragons with unimaginable power are IN

tatooineknights:

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The Empire Strikes Back (1980) dir. Irvin Kershner