vampireapologist:

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

boredoodle:

Hey, that girl you made fun of for dressing like an emo, her dad dresses up like a pharmacist, makes useless machines and gets beat up by a platypus in a fedora. Yeah, it’s not always how it seems, so think before you act.

shencomix:
“day 9
”

shencomix:

day 9

catlips001:

*leaves an empty spot next to my rare flowers and projects I’ve worked hard on*

The villager moving in:

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forgottenpasta:

Never worship anyone online to the point you blindly defend and believe anything they do and say. Whether it be authors, “influencers”, idols, whoever the fuck. Think critically and have some self respect.

candygarnet:

daviddrawsgood:

playing smash bros in weird places: the photoset

they were taking gaming on the go before the switch, good on them

fyi

ginger-s-n-a-p:

fuck-usag:

kill-the-5pare:

madlori:

petratodd:

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

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Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.

She only had a gender reveal party because it was her first pregnancy that made it to a gender pregnancy scan. All her others had been miscarriages. She was only celebrating a pregnancy milestone!

that…..is a super valid reason for a party.

Wow, i did not expect that to be the reason this all started. Im so happy for her.

furbearingbrick:

sweetpotatertotowo:

sandwichprotector:

catbountry:

robotlyra:

polararts:

senpatriarch:

draconian-rex:

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

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Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

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Yeah, okay.

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

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This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

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Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

WHAT

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HELLO?????????????

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

michaun:

hyrude:

the concept of peer review is bonkers tbh. you think jake knows what’s happening in this class enough to tell me if i wrote my paper correctly? JAKE?????

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athetos:

I had this dream where everyone knew who they were in their past lives and it caused so much drama and uproar. You had to list your notable past lives on your job and school applications. There was tumblr discourse like “is it morally acceptable to kin someone else’s past life?” There were articles with headlines such as “how to cope if you find out you were a nazi in a past life.” Celebrities were getting callout posts based on their past lives. People would dox your lives. Ariana Grande was a founding father.