directbraintopost:

directbraintopost:

why doth the human body ooze when provoked

theres an ooze for just about every brand of human provocation and plainly i am sick of it

marisatomay:

ritavonbees:

theradioghost:

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

please do not forget your smash mouth

corsairesix:

I love how “obscure tes lore” can range from “Skyrim has flying whales that are mentioned exactly once in a book” to “the Morrowind main quest”

anthropwashere:

juniaships:

wintermoth:

so guess who’s getting dragged so hard on twitter that he’s trending

He stole fanart for his commissions seen here

OG artist on the right

Link to original

an-eccentric-devil:

transmechanicus:

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

marvelxs-universe:

indifferent-kiwi:

allofthefeelings:

moonblossom:

thelibrarina:

allofthefeelings:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

allofthefeelings:

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

this entire thing is glorious

ducktracy:

this is such a great joke i am absolutely ENAMORED with this scene—even the doors of the elevator flap to the beat of the music. friz’s knack for timing here, musically and comedically, is not to be taken for granted

the song seems to be hungarian rhapsody no. 2 which fun fact happened to be the song behind “the wishing star” in wackos wish

biandaceunite:

angry-ace-asshole-for-positivity:

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

pinkflamingllama:

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

toastpotent:

toastpotent:

don’t worry about it just have fun!

tumblr is the only social media platform

defendglobe:

bri0nne:

in prison

YOU KNOW WHAT???? 

YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT??????

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!