Silver Tongue
beggars-opera:
“Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around
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beggars-opera:

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

chefpyro:

Deme ordered pizza during the stream and forgot to mute his mic.

okay but theres nothing wrong with 4 ranch so im with deme on this one

jaradraws:

this was an assignment from a bit ago but i kept forgetting to scan it in >.>

spratwurst:

Mayor Lewis be like the only bus leading to and from our town is broken, the local farm is abandoned, the community center in ruins, the last museum curator ran away with everything we had, I can’t provide housing for all my citizens, there’s garbage everywhere, but if my relationship with Marnie becomes public my political career might suffer :/

silver-tongues-blog:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

tikkety-tok:

He finally got to meet him!

I can’t believe he got half the cast of Oblivion in one video.

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I wasn’t kidding.

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cacodaemonia:

cyberpigeon-remade:

dashas-hideous-laughter:

kouvostoliitto:

“magic pot”

Not even for a second was I expecting any other ending to this video.

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Observe, a cat in its liquid state

thedenofravenpuff:
“quinnjet:
“kenji-arts:
“coleide:
“propertyofmarvel:
“totallyforgotyouwerehere:
“trashbucketpotato:
“totallyforgotyouwerehere:
“the-only-useful-lesbian:
“joyfultimetravelbanana:
“thesmpisonfire:
“silverflamez:
“businessbois:
“busine...

thedenofravenpuff:

quinnjet:

kenji-arts:

coleide:

propertyofmarvel:

totallyforgotyouwerehere:

trashbucketpotato:

totallyforgotyouwerehere:

the-only-useful-lesbian:

joyfultimetravelbanana:

thesmpisonfire:

silverflamez:

businessbois:

businessbuddy:

netheritenugget:

arson-lst:

FIRE!!!! >:D!!!!

Fireproof! :D

Capitalism

ayyy

MORE FIRE

FIRE AGAIN LETS GOOOO

im a time traveler lets gooooo :DDD

I can do anything and I can kiss women while I do it

uh, forgetfulness??

I-

Uh-


How do I make a power out of this

you compact trash and fire potatoes

… I’m the property of Marvel (mcu) so some badass power but then they’ll fuck up my story/characterization

earth/geo ha

FIRE

Flight!

I.. puff up ravens?

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Originally posted by groundhogpossi

musings-of-a-prodigal:

ray-the-fae:

phoenixwrites:

givemeunicorns:

yourdadsghoulfriend:

tiredmess:

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y’all I CANNOT

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Okay so yes we need to put more money into education in the US but y'all this SPECIFIC line of thinking has much less to do with public education and everything to do with the evangelical war on science. This exact “earth age” rhetoric isn’t the result of dumb people, its being taught in Christian schools and touted in evangelical churches. Evangelical lobbies help pass laws that force states to teach creationism alongside evolution. Millions are spent every year by evangelical institutions to convince partitions that science is lying to them, to force them to belive the only place they can find truth is the church. Creationism is just another facet of that and acting like it just “Americans are dumb” rather than a pointed, purposeful campaign to keep people in a what amounts to a cult, is not oy disingenuous, its dangerous

Thank you, Uni.

Yeah as someone who was taught the earth was 6000 years old and believed it until I was like, 22: its a cultish weird thing you get shoved into your hea from a VERY young age. We had sunday school classes about how evolution was wrong when I was growing up; and about how feminism and even egaltarianism was wrong as well. Brainwashing doesn’t skip over you based on whether or not you are “smart”. 

Brainwashing doesn’t skip over you based on whether or not you are “smart.”