if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”
y’all things are actually serious here in Texas, tons of people are without power and temperatures are at record lows. it’s supposed to snow again tonight and a lot of people are stuck where they are with limited, if any, resources and food.
I’m linking a few mutual aids below, please consider donating if you’re able and/or share this!! if there are other orgs y’all know feel free to add them!
FOR PPL IN THE DFW AREA: HERE is a doc with info on warming shelters, hotels, grocery stores, etc. that are open!! if you need help finding a warming shelter call 211
RESOURCE FORM for those in DALLAS OR HOUSTON who need shelter, food, etc.
follow @austinmutualaid and affiliated mutual aid groups like @littlepetalalliance on instagram to see exactly what’s happening in austin wrt getting people to emergency shelter, see up-to-date actions you can take to stay safe and to help out, and venmo them directly @austinmutualaid if you can!
edit: also feed the people dfw has a venmo @feedthepeopledallas and you can find them on twitter at @feedtheppldfw. cashapp $feedtheppldtx
for those who don’t know a lot of people of color and lower income folks live in East Austin. similar situations happening in Dallas as well.
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