Silver Tongue

shencomix:

shen discusses secret months in today’s bluechair

bluechair-webtoon.com

gallusrostromegalus:

rabbiteclair:

rabbiteclair:

okay so if they did a Muppets version of Moby Dick, who would play Ahab

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actually yeah this is objectively the correct answer I think.

I think Tim Curry should be in another muppets movie, and another opportunity to play an unhinged sea man.

But he’s a busy man, so some other Ahabs:

-Andy Serkis is basically an IRL muppet

- Jack Black, for obvious reasons

- Sir Patrick Stewart because I personally deserve him in a muppet movie.

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

sadclowncentral:

what a great day to remember that we should not colonize mars, the whole concept is anthropocentric, imperialist, unrealistic and just weird, and the idea of establishing the same capitalistic systems that have turned out to be our downfall on another planet instead of solving problems on earth is so incredibly short-sighted and power fantasy driven that it makes me want to eat glass. the exploration of outer space should always be expressively and only for the benefit of all humankind, not to fill the pockets of some billionaires with a god complex. fuck elon musk all my homies hate elon musk

eanholt:

prokopetz:

Yes, yes, “blood for the blood god” and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood?

I mean, they’re the blood god.

Presumably they already have blood.

You’re giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply.

I don’t think you end up the blood god by saying “yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood.”

systlin:

qsy-draws-a-lot:

asundergrowth:

qsy-draws-a-lot:

Gotta love how the mass media version of being progressive is to make yet another series about Tudor-era English royalty but casting black people in it. Why the fuck aren’t we simply getting stories from early modern Africa ? Who even gives a shit about Ann Boleyn at this point ?

Netflix studios will dig into historical documents to find some random knights aide from 1071 to made a serial about while the empire of Mali is right there complete with an evil sorcerer king with sandals made of human skin like the shit might as well write itself.

SEE ??! I want to learn about a guy fighting a wizard with necronomishoes !

Queen Ranavalona I of Madagascar took the throne after her husband died and spent the next 33 years telling Europe to go fuck itself, outlawing Christianity, having as many lovers as she wanted, having intrigues and scandals involving witchcraft, and terrifying the absolute shit out of the French and English, and is rumored to have returned as a spirit and raised hell after her son legalized Christianity again after her death at 83. 

I want five seasons yesterday. 

my-t-boy-swag:

Have I ever told yall how much I love possums?

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No?

Ok

take some fucking possums!

Possum hands give my goblim brain so much serotonin

paper mario lets play is cancelled

Sorry, the game just wasnt working no matter what we did. I will play mario sushine next week though and @scraps-is-busy will play paper mario after twilight princess so theres that to look forward to

silver-tongues-blog:
“ Starting my blind lets play of paper mario with @scraps-is-busy come check it out
https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart
”
after technical difficulties its back up!

silver-tongues-blog:

Starting my blind lets play of paper mario with @scraps-is-busy come check it out

https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

after technical difficulties its back up!