Silver Tongue

sar-kalu:

rubykgrant:

the freaking Pirates music

This the whooping as he grabs his can of soft drink for me lmao

maxkirin:

So, I found a cool app that adds typewriter sounds to your keyboard and nothing strange happened :)

butt-berry:
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butt-berry:

reverse side:

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silly-slacker-person:

zampl:

toastpotent:

all r/relationships posts are either:

  1. “My [26F] husband [43M] has suddenly started [doing blatantly abusive thing]. Am I in the wrong?”
  2. “My [37F] husband [39M] and I have been together for 8 loving years. But three months ago, he learned about Chris Angel, and he’s now decided he wants to spend his life performing motorcycle stunts in front of penguins. I don’t want to crush his dreams but he’s used up all of our life savings. Advice?”
  3. “My [34M] wife [32M] has always had natural brown hair. Last week, she decided to dye it blonde. Should I file for divorce?”

4. “My [42F] daughter [14F] told me today that she’s ‘depressed’ and ‘needs help.’ Should I ground her?”

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chongoblog:

stimman4000:

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Splatoon 3 (2022)

socksonthechair:
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darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

darkcomedies-deactivated2022042:

when writing the romantic subplot of futurama they had no idea how important the himbo X girlboss dichotomy would be to the youth in the 2020’s

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