Silver Tongue
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:
“yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:
“these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher
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washing machine
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when you feel your clothes fresh out of the dishwasher

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher

washing machine

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the dishwasher

avatarin3d:

tumblr: *notifs aren’t showing up, everyone’s losing followers, asks are getting eaten, app crashing every 10 minutes*

tumblr staff: look colors

ERCOT IS THE MAIN REASON TEXAS IS IN THE STATE IT IS IN NOW IN REGARDS TO SO MANY PEOPLE WITHOUT POWER, FUCK ERCOT

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in just the greater houston/galveston area, ERCOTS mismanagement has caused:

galveston to plead for refrigerated trucks to handle the influx of bodies from the cold weather (90% of galveston is/was without power)

has managed to “negotiate” raising the price cap due to the weather and demand for power (which will be a permanent price raise to continue out of this which is just a fucking slap to the face) ….. despite them being at fault for not winterizing grids causing this demand they had a weeks notice to do something about knowing this weather was coming

so in essence they are making a profit out of this whole event they caused! 

they also initiated rolling black outs they knew they did not have the power to do, so rolling blackouts turned into permanent ones! Taking houses that did have power off the grid on purpose and making it worse!

also this article just for the hell of it

fuck ERCOT!!!

i’m gonna add this tweet because its a good summary also fucking hilarious (to me, and that’s all that matters)

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anyone else in texas please feel free to add to since i’m pretty greater houston area centric 

here is more about rolling blackouts becoming 24 hour blackouts (please note centerpoint is just the power distributor for the greater houston area, the fact theyre doing this still lies with ERCOT)

THEY FUCKING TURNED OFF MY POWER

ERCOT saw this post and said fuck this person didn’t they

my power is back, but who knows for how long? absolute mystery, at the mercy of our ERCOT overlords - WHO DON’T EVEN LIVE IN TEXAS

anyways we’re already getting comparisons to california for ERCOTS shenanigans 

we’re expecting freezing rain today, so those who have power (like me again, but who knows for how long given “rolling blackouts”) might lose power due to ice actually snapping power lines and damaging poles so that’s cool 

and while i want pressure to be applied to ERCOT, have sustained outrage from other cities/states on ERCOT until texas is back up and can be livid at them proper:

here is one link

and another link

with good info on how to help texas at this time

gwynndolin:

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beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202:

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Happy one-year anniversary to the most chaotic thing I ever tweeted! I never in a million years thought I’d hit those milestones and was floored when it happened. Now’s a good time to subscribe because I’m inching toward that last goal! I emailed Vanity Fair but haven’t gotten a response yet. Patreon.com/adamtots

Why is tumblr so weird?

bogleech:

grungepoetica:

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tahthetrickster:

manga-and-stuff:

hunter-rodrigez:

And I am not talking about the content on this website… I am talking about the website itself, like from a technical standpoint…

for example: the Create Post window looks like this:

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but when you zoom in 200% with your browser it suddenly changes to this?

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and this window doesn’t just look different, it is miles ahead of the other one in every single way, for example this his the build in text editor:

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yeah, you can change color and font without doing any HTML bullshit… 

And the wildest thing… you’re not limited to one kind of post with this create post window… 

You want to create a hybrid post that has pictures, text, a video and music? you can just do that no problem…

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WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS BEHIND 200% ZOOM????

I didn’t know this so I am guessing quite a few of you probably don’t know about it either…

#looks kinda like a hybrid of mobile and of desktop

……………yknow i saw this and i thought to myself “i wonder if the devs here are so incompetent that they set up css @media breakpoints but only used single min-widths and max-widths instead of both min-widths and max-widths so that at certain viewports it gets confused and uses the css from multiple breakpoints” and yknow what

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i think thats exactly what the fuck they did dfhjkdjk

MAN….GKDHFJDNGJDGEGFFGGFGGF

Okay I know I don’t normally reblog this kind of stuff, but I was fascinated by it, so I sent this post to my girlfriend (she knows way more about coding than I do) and messed around a bit on my own, and here’s what I learned:

1. in plain English, the “css breakpoint” stuff means that Tumblr’s mobile and desktop features are coded to work at specific zoom values, rather than working across a range of zooms, so if you zoom in far enough on desktop, it’ll activate the mobile features

2. on my laptop, the mobile features start showing up at 150% zoom

3. if I start writing a post at 125% and then zoom in to 150% - or if I start at 150% and then zoom out to 125% - the post gets completely erased (probably because it’s not meant to happen and the code breaks down)

4. it’s impossible to discard a post the normal way on 150% zoom (I had to refresh the whole page to get rid of my test draft. My best theory for why that happened is that the only method of closing the draft was with smartphone controls.)

5. zooming to 150% and then trying to reblog a post resets the desktop to its normal function, and it stays that way until I refresh the page

conclusion: Tumblr is a hellsite at every level

WHAT

pauladrawsnstuff:
“So, I lied aout not cleaning this up.
Read my dumb breakfast comic:
https://www.thebreakfastguild.com/the-breakfast-guild-book-1
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pauladrawsnstuff:

So, I lied aout not cleaning this up. 

Read my dumb breakfast comic:

https://www.thebreakfastguild.com/the-breakfast-guild-book-1

champagnemanagement:
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fingers crossed for an oracle switch remake for zeldas 35th