Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

for sale: jar, never cummed in

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chefpyro:

Doctor Goomba Tower for Smash

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demilypyro:

actualcaptor:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I wonder what my body would do if it actually had any fat to redistribute. Skinny as fuck.

How do people gain weight, I’ve never been able to, and I eat junk food 3 times a week

You need to eat a ton of food, lots of sugar, fats, unhealthy stuff all the time

See I don’t really know what I could be doing that I’m not already doing

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gaining weight has a genetic factor to it. people with high metabolisms have trouble gaining weight despite eating nothing but sugars and carbs

ceiwiart:

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This is how it happened, right?

whatbigotspost:

whatbigotspost:

whatbigotspost:

Seriously no time for jokes about people in Texas suffering today.

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@germanova

I’m truly very sorry that happened 😓

But Texans aren’t just “snowed in.” There is a very specific thing happening with our state specific energy grid.

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Millions of people have been without ANY ELECTRICITY OR HEAT for 40 hours in places that have been -5 to 20 degrees. Water pipes and main are breaking everywhere so that many people don’t water either.

This didn’t just “happen”

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We are suffering under corrupt and inept leadership who MADE this happen.

From the article

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I’m too much of a raw nerve and just need to log off for a bit but one more thought before I go

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k-eke:
“Thick lines.
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k-eke:

Thick lines.

wreckofthewoods:

vonraptor:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

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Stop

No no, keep going.

just dont look back

entitty:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

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Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

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based

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dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily