chefpyro:

chefpyro:

for sale: jar, never cummed in

chefpyro:

Doctor Goomba Tower for Smash

demilypyro:

actualcaptor:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I wonder what my body would do if it actually had any fat to redistribute. Skinny as fuck.

How do people gain weight, I’ve never been able to, and I eat junk food 3 times a week

You need to eat a ton of food, lots of sugar, fats, unhealthy stuff all the time

See I don’t really know what I could be doing that I’m not already doing

gaining weight has a genetic factor to it. people with high metabolisms have trouble gaining weight despite eating nothing but sugars and carbs

ceiwiart:

This is how it happened, right?

whatbigotspost:

whatbigotspost:

whatbigotspost:

Seriously no time for jokes about people in Texas suffering today.

@germanova

I’m truly very sorry that happened 😓

But Texans aren’t just “snowed in.” There is a very specific thing happening with our state specific energy grid.

Texplainer: Why does Texas have its own power grid?

Basically, Texas has its own grid to avoid dealing with — you guessed it — the feds. But grid independence has been violated a few times ove

The Texas Tribune

Millions of people have been without ANY ELECTRICITY OR HEAT for 40 hours in places that have been -5 to 20 degrees. Water pipes and main are breaking everywhere so that many people don’t water either.

This didn’t just “happen”

We are suffering under corrupt and inept leadership who MADE this happen.

The Texas grid got crushed because its operators didn’t see the need to prepare for cold weather

The widespread power failures in Texas in the face of a winter cold snap shine a light on what some see as the derelict state of America’s e

Washington Post

From the article

I’m too much of a raw nerve and just need to log off for a bit but one more thought before I go

k-eke:

Thick lines.

onlytwitterpics:

wreckofthewoods:

vonraptor:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

Stop

No no, keep going.

just dont look back

entitty:

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

based

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily