lessoninfutility:

Posting this here too

theineffableblanchettorgana:

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October 21st, 1956

Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher, you’re still loved by many and still inspire us.

May the force be with you

thebucca2:

buzzfeed:

pettyartist:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

“I disrespect your bridge, Goatman,”

hot take but shane is a high level demon sent to torture ryan via anxiety and thats why no spirits or monsters ever fuck with shane

themanslayer:

themanslayer:

Nobody:

Facebook moms the moment it hits october: theyre giving kids DEAD RATS instead of candy this year!!!!!! be careful everyone

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okayysophia:

blackgirlslit:

kay-sui-generis:

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williams water balloon fight 🥺

Broooo this is the most beautiful shit ever

“I don’t want no extra kids.” 🤣🤣

“This hair is too expensive!!”😂😂😂💀💀💀

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

sarah-j0y:

cheese

obedaiya:
“cotton candy horse !!!!
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obedaiya:

cotton candy horse !!!!

adurot:
“ askmerriauthor:
“ techmomma:
“I’d probably fall in love with a fish lady too if she looked like that, Eddy.
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Relevant point: while all the Zora kings are giant for some reason, that same trait seems to extend to Zora queens. Example being...

adurot:

askmerriauthor:

techmomma:

I’d probably fall in love with a fish lady too if she looked like that, Eddy.

Relevant point: while all the Zora kings are giant for some reason, that same trait seems to extend to Zora queens.  Example being one (1) Queen Rutela from “Twilight Princess”, who towers about thrice the height of Hylians from the looks of things.


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Incidentally I love the scale of the mer people in a comic “The Sea in You”. The main mermaid is person sized, while mom is Huge, and the males are tiny.

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marloweseyeball:

squided:

amanda-fior:

randomslasher:

bethanyactually:

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

I literally just got dehydrated from all the salt in that one paragraph

I want to know who the 3 presidents are that are ranked lower than Trump

1. Nixon (asshole)

2. Reagan (super asshole)

3. Zachary Taylor (died after one and a half years of presidency like a bitch)

Trump is ranked lower than William Henry Harrison, who died after just 31 days in office. He ranked lower than a man whose presidential legacy is that his inauguration speech was so damn long he gave himself pneumonia because of it and…died.

I mean, damn.

cadencekismet:

lesjade-moved:

lesjade-moved:

my favorite thing about homestuck is how none of the characters sound like they’re from the same story

ah yes, the four main characters of homestuck:

  • nerdy gamer boy obsessed with nic cage movies who gains reality-altering powers that turn him into something beyond a god
  • edgy all-knowing lesbian with a vampire girlfriend who tampers with dark magic and struggles with a drinking problem
  • irony enthusiast and webcomic creator coolkid who has to come to terms with the fact that he was abused and that he may not be straight
  • all-powerful furry with abandonment issues who had to confront her own stuffed corpse every day for thirteen years who eventually ends up alone in the space between universes

Ok, it is because of posts like this that I existed on this hellsite for 4-5 years without knowing that Homestuck was an actual fandom and not just something that tumblr made up.

dont forget the alpha kids

1) An entitled rich girl who is heavily eating the boot of late stage capitalism
2) a wizard enthusiest who loves cats and is an alcoholic
3) a gay programmer who is also a bronie and has cripplingly low self esteem
4) an oblivious feral child with a fetish for blue girls and guns who at any given time only understands about 20% of whats going on