dinnerschild:

killcommander:

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thought this would be useful information for the people of tumblr dot com

A screenshot of an article

titanic-agreement:
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future-grovyle:
“Some team Water Lotus
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future-grovyle:

Some team Water Lotus

peachdoxie:

Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.

itsjustfrank:
““Which I measured with my rulers” ”

itsjustfrank:

“Which I measured with my rulers”

foryouandbits:

ngoziu:

ngoziu:

maybenotboring:

hahah the nhl made it against the rules to remove your own helmet to fight so some players are removing the helmet of the other person they want to fight and it’s super cute

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Disturbingly Canadian Sorry.

What the hey! I don’t get notifications for this so I didn’t know about THE NOTES???

As of the 2019-2020 season, you can no longer remove your opponent’s helmet so I thought I’d bring this back because I thought of this immediately when I heard the new rule

frogitivity:

frogitivity:

Full offence but parents of autistic/ND kids need to stop literally insulting them to their faces

Context:

My 5 year old autistic brother went on a 3 day trip with my parents which was likely a stressful experience for him even tho he had a lot of fun!

When he arrived home he ran inside, gave me a hug for a few minutes, sat down to play with some number blocks (his current special interest) this was really great bc he was using a good coping strategy to de-stress rather than having a meltdown

I sat down beside him quietly and was talking to him about the blocks and he was enthusiastically engaging in conversation with me when my dad decided to comment on how “you won’t get any meaningful conversation out of him”

And it really makes me angry that this type of attitude is so common in parents of autistic kids

Growing up with your identity constantly under fire leaves you with very low self esteem so please think about what you say in front of your kids

titenoute:

eldrake:

thranduilland:

unidentified-anon:

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

thanks for the context omg

pyromania2014:

phony-time-traveler:

citizen-of-the-fandom:

argumate:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

This is like a round of cards against humanity

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

See I want to know Ragetti’s backstory because of lines like these. I wonder how a man who seems to have been a philosophy student ended up a pirate who plays down his book learning and tells Pintel he can’t read – or was his father the student, and as a boy he picked up big words like ‘dichotomy’ but couldn’t sign his name to save his life? The Ragetti who Barbossa chose as guardian of one of the Nine Pieces of Eight, who is perhaps more consistently loyal to Pintel than Will is to Elizabeth, who casually analyzes a three-way fight between pirates like someone who’s studied Shakespeare, who at one point speaks more gently and honestly to the goddess of the ocean than any other character (“you’re not saying it right, you have to say it right.”), whose first reaction to a ship capsizing is ‘tie ourselves to the mast upside down’ and who sailed to Davy Jones’ Locker just to see Jack again… what is his story?

A 14 year old Ragetti, standing at a dock wearing formal clothing: Father says pirates are the bane of civilization.

Barbossa, the then still beardless buckaneer: Pirates can be gay

Ragetti, looking back just for a second before smiling at the captain: Where do I sign up?!

Yeah, no, see, that’s actually a pretty damn good explanation.

midwest-merman:

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I love this song.