woke: midsommar is a horror movie about a manipulative cult
bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that
Lawful good cleric with 800gp: Hey i notice that dress in the window. I was wondering how much it is
700+ elderly elf seamstress: Ah yes. That is a very nice one. Im very proud of it. If youre interested in it, it will be about 3 silver
Cleric: did you say silver?
Seamstress: yes. 3 silver. Im sorry the price is so much but things have been very difficult lately. But i have faith that things will turn up
Cleric: are you sure you really wanna sell it for 3 silver? I mean…
Seamstress: I know, im sorry. i wish i could sell it for less but its been hard enough to keep up with bills
Cleric: I mean… if you could find it in your heart to part with it for 2 silver for little ol’ me?
Entire party:Starts to shame the cleric for scamming this elderly woman with a struggling business out of 1 silver. Cleric didnt even have any silver pieces
My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like “Okay so we’re going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island” and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever’s kitchen they’re designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
