cognito-ergo-hazard:

licoricefern:

what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

i dont know but whatever it says, its magnified by literally every bag of popcorn saying “don’t use the popcorn button”

futurama:

obsessed with june and her mullet

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

Wakko: [gives their special friend the bird]

Yakko: Wakko Warner! have i taught you nothing?

Wakko: sorry, Yakko, i forgot [gives them the bird with both hands]

Yakko, beaming with pride: better

gallusrostromegalus:

reagan-slayer69:

random-chaos-thoughts:

enbies-and-felonies:

littlebabysandboxburritos:

bearplayingtheviolin:

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

NOOOOOOOOO

I kept saying “why are you like this” more and more, and then it was just “no, nooo. nO, OH GOSH WHY”

I went from “Gosh, that was a close one!” to feral anger very very quickly

HAHA! EVIL

Hey!  This is the work of Joseph Hersercher, who makes Rube Goldberg Machines and it’s some of the funniest shit on the internet.  The above is from “Pass the Pepper” which is available on his Patreon (Srsly, subscribe, it’s incredible), but here is it’s earlier companion piece, Pass The Salt:

This fills me with emotions only felt by deep sea octopi

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Goat Plumpie from Douglas Toys

goldenpuzzle:

^{When Bandit Keith hits on pretty boy Pegasus and Kaiba narrates the fanfic??}

xiaoguiwang:

“what’s your dad’s hyperfixation?” “what’s your mom’s hyperfixation?” what about yall stop using terms that are specific to neurodivergency and just say interest like normal people. ur p*rents can have interests, it’s okay. not everything is a hyperfixation just bc ppl r into something that yall arent. please.

adurot:

izhunny:

katjohnadams:

techplanetlife:

Invisible Rube Goldberg machine👀
Follow @techplanetlife 

this is the best use of a solid with the same defraction as water *ever*

This made me so angry that there wasn’t any sort of sound so i went looking for it.

Here it is on a tech blog with original language, english captions, and uncropped made by NIMS in 2015

Was an old tv show I watched where they had used this kind of thing to hide the glass data crystal in plain sight on the person’s desk in their little fish aquarium.

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

Did a survey on dndbeyond and I laughed out loud when I got to this one. Wizards of the Coast is pretty strict about where their IP ends up, and have taken down more than one very useful site over the years that hosts dnd content. I don’t know if anyone else is gonna take this survey, but this is good to know for the future: protect non licensed sites from take downs by not being a snitch, purposefully or accidentally.

assassinationtipsforladies:

insurrectionary-frybreadism:

You can really tell when sitcoms about working class people were written by working class people