jextaime:

The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

msjessicaday:

I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD” AND NOW I’M JUST. I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

garbuge:

caracalliope:

heyhosers:

ivanaskye:

enjolrasapproves:

ioannemos:

under-the-arch:

that-catholic-shinobi:

bagginshield:

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

The Hobbits have spent generations making their roads complex af to keep Gandalf out

Theory accepted 

#which is why they’re always so sulky whenever he shows up………….#oh………….you found ur way back………………how nice…………….. (via @thisbrilliantsky)

Which is also why Gandalf is always late

but of course this is the absolute Least successful way to keep GANDALF of all people out, because-

1. it’s a challenge
2. that WON’T potentially kill him

which is really in short supply lately.

so while the hobbits think they are being hostile. what they are actually saying in Gandalf-speak is “please come back. we love you.”

Gandalf needs environmental enrichment

Gandalf asks for directions and hobbits are too entrenched in Manners to avoid answering a direct question. Gandalf finds the whole experience wonderfully fun.

The Nazgul also asks for directions. The experience is distressing to everyone, including the Nazgul.

Thorin does not ask for directions. Some hobbits try to help him anyway, activating his Sneer or Flight response.

jaan-nisaarr:

jacebeleren:

jacebeleren:

jacebeleren:

AND THIS ONE!!!!

AND THE DINOSAUR CAT

256gb:

i feel like kevin in home alone when he fools the robbers with the cardboard cutout of michael jordan

hyperesthesias:

cyanwars:

flyboyskywalker:

flyboyskywalker:

flyboyskywalker:

thank you tv tropes for the best headcanon in the star wars universe

taun we: the jango fett genetic profile is almost perfect for our client’s specifications… except for…

lama su: except for what?

*they both watch as jango walks straight into a doorway and tries to play it off like it didn’t happen*

this is why all the doors are so big wherever the republic goes. their entire army of ethics violations are genetically inclined to be really clumsy

Definitely genetic.

Where do you think he got the dent?

askfallenroyalty: