Silver Tongue

i’m pretty sure that’s not how it works but i don’t know enough about zoology to dispute it

blackout poetry of the goldfinch by donna tartt

matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

radiationdude:

“what if, LOTR but little animated animals.” by jessica a. m

a-critical-chinchilla:

youthetrevival:
black–twitter:
But when the world needed him most…..
I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.
“I wanna be a slinky man!” he cried. “Make me a slinky man!”
But the Slinky Master did not answer, he just kept on slinking

@rosexknight

t4tdeanwinchester:

this show is balls to the wall fucking insane

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star-crossed-shipper:

the-a-j-universe:
supremeshogunrj:
killowave:
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
More appropriate than ever that the plane is otherwise empty.
I’ve seen this so many times but only today I noticed the text in the bottom left saying “this is terrible and I recognize that”

machwinters:

Crimson Peak dir. Guillermo del Toro