And in case you wanted to know why Leia was kicked out of boarding school.
[text referring to Princess Leia from a database, likely as a bonus/flavor text in a videogame:
Letter to Senator Bail Organa:
To the Most Respected Senator Organa,
It is with the deepest regret that I must return to you your thirty-thousand credit bond, and your Princess. Our institution has existed for several thousand years. It prides itself in molding young girls from Alderaan’s finest families into young women whose behavior and decorum is the pride of those families.
However, we believe that Princess Leia is incapable of conforming to our standards. This is the unanimous decision of the Board of Directors, and was arrived at due to three separate infractions.
a) The Princess led a sit-in rebellion of students during breakfast, when they were served bottled juice instead of freshly squeezed.
b) The Princess re-programmed the PA system to play the Anthem of the Republic (in direct violation of Imperial Edict 2.33b) during assembly.
c) The Princess sliced a secure mainframe and swapped every reference to Emperor Palpatine with Emperor… well, let us just say that is is a word seven year old Princesses should not know.
Yours, with respect, Madam Nestor, Govorness, Grevasse City Colloglum for Young Ladies]
LEIA ORGANA GOT KICKED OUT OF BOARDING SCHOOL BC SHE WAS A LITTLE ANTI-IMPERIALIST PUNK
Padme must be so proud of her little rebel. Though some of her antics really give me a lot of Anakin vibes.
“Stang” is an Alderaanian swear word. Did she call him Emperor Palpastang or something?
Emperor Fuckface
SHE WAS SEVEN I LOVE HER
God that child in Anakin Skywalker’s so hard it HURTS.
R.I.P. Plebcomics. You were a shining star among anti-SJWs, and you will be missed. This is truly a sad day for us all, and I know you’re not actually dead, but fuck, this is tragic.
Goku Is My Dad
Okay, have you considered this: fuck off.
You can be as mad as you want but Goku is still my dad, not yours.
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