when i eat anything with a fork AND knife i instantly feel

weaver-z:

The best trope in the world is when a character realizes that they’re in love with another character and instead of being bashful or cute about it their internal monologue is just “NO. GOD. FUCK. WHY

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Originally posted by anindoorkitty

kalichniklaus:

thepleasuregoblin:

Guy who watches jeopardy religiously and gets every answer wrong

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duvi10:
“hover salamence
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duvi10:

hover salamence

athenadark:

qwertybard:

roach-works:

weaver-z:

thatbassistbitch:

weaver-z:

Divergent is a bad book, but its accidental brilliance is that it completely mauled the YA dystopian genre by stripping it down to its barest bones for maximum marketability, utterly destroying the chances of YA dystopian literature’s long-term survival 

please elaborate

Sure. Imagine that you need to make a book, and this book needs to be successful. This book needs to be the perfect Marketable YA Dystopian.

So you build your protagonist. She has no personality traits beyond being decently strong-willed, so that her quirks and interesting traits absolutely can’t get in the way of the audience’s projection onto her. She is dainty, birdlike, beautiful despite her protestations that she is ugly–yet she can still hold her own against significantly taller and stronger combatants. She is the perfect mask for the bashful, insecure tweens you are marketing to to wear while they read.

You think, as you draft your novel, that you need to add something that appeals to the basest nature of teenagers, something this government does that will be perversely appealing to them. The Hunger Games’ titular games were the main draw of the books, despite the hatred its characters hold for the event. So the government forces everyone into Harry Potter houses. 

So the government makes everyone choose their faction, their single personality trait. Teenagers and tweens are basic–they likely identify by one distinct personality trait or career aspiration, and they’ll thus be enchanted by this system. For years, Tumblr and Twitter bios will include Erudite or Dauntless alongside Aquarius and Ravenclaw and INTJ. Congratulations, you just made having more than one personality trait anathema to your worldbuilding. 

Your readers and thus your protagonist are naturally drawn to the faction that you have made RIDICULOUSLY cooler and better than the others: Dauntless. The faction where they play dangerous games of Capture the Flag and don’t work and act remarkably like teenagers with a budget. You add an attractive, tall man to help and hinder the protagonist. He is brooding and handsome; he doesn’t need to be anything else. 

The villains appear soon afterward. They are your tried and true dystopian government: polished, sleek, intelligent, headed by a woman for some reason. They fight the protagonists, they carry out their evil, Machiavellian, stupid plan. You finish the novel with duct tape and fanservice, action sequences and skin and just enough glue and spit to seal the terrible, hollow world you have made shut just long enough to put it on the shelf. 

And you have just destroyed YA dystopian literature. Because you have boiled it down to its bare essentials. A sleek, futuristic government borrowing its aesthetic from modern minimalism and wealth forces the population to participate in a perversely cool-to-read-about system like the Hunger Games or the factions, and one brave, slender, pretty, hollow main character is the only one brave–no, special enough to stand against it. 

And by making this bare-bones world, crafted for maximum marketability, you expose yourself and every other YA dystopian writer as a lazy worldbuilder driven too far by the “rule of cool” and the formulas of other, better dystopian books before yours. In the following five years, you watch in real time as the dystopian genre crumbles under your feet, as the movies made based on your successful (but later widely-panned and mocked) books slowly regress to video-only releases, as fewer and fewer releases try to do what you did. And maybe you realize what you’ve done.

one quibble: hunger games was intense and sincere and the writer had worked for tv and knew exactly what she was talking about when she wrote how media machines create golden idols out of abused kids and then leave the actual people inside their glamorous shells to rot. hunger games had a genuine core of righteous anger that resonated with a lot of people. the hunger games was genuinely angry about shit that is genuinely wrong. 

but divergent was clumsy make-believe the whole way through. it aped the forms and functions of dystopian lit but the writer didn’t actually have any real, passionate, sincere anger to put on the page. she didn’t know what it was talking about, so she didn’t have anything worth listening to.

there’s a difference between anti-authoritarianism as a disaffected, cynical pose and anti-authoritarianism as a rallying cry by people who believe in a bitter world. and the former is something corporations and industries and publishing houses are so much more comfortable with. so divergent and the flood of books published and marketed alongide and after it showed how the dystopian genre was no longer truly revolutionary, no longer a sincere condemnation of corporate oligarchies. the mass-market dystopian genre was now nothing more than an insincere playspace for people who were writing dystopia as a safely distant, abstract make-believe stage for their pretty girl heroes, rather than a direct allegory for everything that needs to be torn down in this world today. 

This is the second branch of this post I’ve reblogged and like the fourth I’ve seen and I’m just thinking about how the Uglies series, a pre-Hunger Games forerunner of the YA Dystopia boom, had significantly less staying power than it could have specifically because…with the toxic beauty standards forced on teenagers being a Big Theme, studios couldn’t figure out how to make a profitable movie out of it. The book got optioned multiple times, but a film version made in Hollywood was destined to fall apart at casting & makeup - their marketing methods relied on exactly what the series was criticizing, which is…part of what made it so popular with teenage girls to begin with.

You contrast that with how the marketing for the Hunger Games films directly contradicts the messaging of the text, and how Divergent seems ready-made for the big screen, and it becomes really apparent why the genre folded in on itself. Capitalism tried to recuperate dystopian fiction criticizing capitalism, and in doing so, butchered the genre.

There’s also something rattling around my brain about a correlation between how made-for-screen a dystopian book is and how much it Doesn’t Understand Dystopia, with the culmination being Ready Player One, a piece set in a dystopia that somehow still actively glorifies capitalism & that was literally optioned for film before the book was published, but I don’t…know how to expand on that point.

I think there’s something distinctly American in this genre too, when we look at non-US variants they tend to have a very different flavour

whether it is the black comedy and horror of Battle Royale, Deadman Wonderland or Neon Genesis Evangelion - often the protagonist is not special or even determined, they’re just really unlucky and survive despite themselves

in contrast Patrick Ness, A British American author, presents a world that whilst corrupted actually functions and has a strong monarchy problem. It’s also much more stark in its characterisations and loss. These are books which hurt. 

It is not a single girl rising up against the darkness, it’s often a young man trying not to die

They are bleaker and present the fun to read about bits [the hunger games] as stark and terrible. Deadman Wonderland has a prison using supers in a fight club where the loser loses a body part for example. Battle Royale has nothing outside the three days, these are not trained combatants just kids who thought they were on a school trip told to kill each other or everyone dies.  You see good kids and bad, the potential serial killer given free reign and the ones who can’t bear it. 

I think its also telling that these non-triumphant variants are rarely made into motion pictures, and if they are not in the US

todaysbird:

reminder that the blue jay isn’t the only colorful member of the corvid family!!! there’s actually a LOT of really colorful corvids, including but not limited to:

stellar’s jay

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green jay

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taiwan blue magpie

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florida scrub jay

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common green magpie

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plush-crested jay

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white-throated magpie-jay

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so many gorgeous and colorful corvids!!

Theres also the sri lanka blue magpie!

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afallenwolf:
“aviatordragons:
“scribblecate:
“much-the-millers-kid:
“tiny-smallest:
“Fresh off Thanksgiving dinner here’s my hot fucking take of the week.
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Inbetween is Who Framed Roger Rabbit
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A visual
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where does space jam fit in this
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afallenwolf:

aviatordragons:

scribblecate:

much-the-millers-kid:

tiny-smallest:

Fresh off Thanksgiving dinner here’s my hot fucking take of the week.

Inbetween is Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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A visual

where does space jam fit in this

Well we have to realize that Space Jam, while funny, does have very dramatic moments. Not to mention horror as the MonStars STEAL human being’s talent! 

The implications that a toon can do that are horrifying! Imagine if they took a doctor’s skill or an assassin’s.


But they use it to play basketball, brining a comedic factor to it again balancing thing out. But speaking of which we can not forget that it IS a sports movie. Which Can be comedy or drama, though we’ve never seen it in a horror genre before, the potential is there.


Not to mention based on a commercial, which while similar to a movie in the sense of it being a visual medium, we can all agree its fundamentally DIFFERENT than a movie. 


So it wouldn’t even be IN the circles! So I think the visual example should look more like this. 

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Ain’t I a Stinker?

what about looney toons back in action?

valdiis:

swordsintheforest:

fancysmudges:

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

Awwwww

OMG. The expression at the end!

moonlight-mistral:
“A LoZ commission for @chefpyro!
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moonlight-mistral:

A LoZ commission for @chefpyro!

marisolinspades:

lemonsharks:

coolberniebernie:

thepringlesofblood:

imlizy:

hungwy:

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

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heres one for you

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my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

I understand most of these!

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