Silver Tongue

m3anint3ll3ctual:

im-god-now-fight-me:

im-god-now-fight-me:

things i always keep in my backpack: 

  1. the bible (king james edition)
  2. a copy of the U.S. consitution
  3. a copy of my school’s current rulebook

i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’

also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

arcadetheatre:
“r/WallStreetBets overthrows the stock market (2021)
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arcadetheatre:

r/WallStreetBets overthrows the stock market (2021)

pierreherro:

wishingforserendipity:

gaycism:

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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this one happened to me today

chongoblog:
“tatooineknights:
“Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍
”
Why is Justin Bieber snappin a pic with Doomguy?
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so thats how link met samus

chongoblog:

tatooineknights:

Luke Skywalker and The Mandalorian. 😍

Why is Justin Bieber snappin a pic with Doomguy?

so thats how link met samus

sonypraystation:
“ uuchiha:
“I just let out the loudest inhuman laugh ever
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creampie cougars
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@rosexknight

sonypraystation:

uuchiha:

I just let out the loudest inhuman laugh ever

creampie cougars

@rosexknight

bogleech:

lurks-no-more:

mexipika:

vicholas:

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Oh my God its true

Part of the joke is that her character is a dragonborn. And boy, back when 4e came out and introduced the modern dragonborn, there were a lot of people arguing very heatedly about whether or not female dragonborn should or should not have breasts. :)

You can’t just slam my brain with “there’s a licensed muppet style D&D show coming out” and then “it’s an adult comedy with a giant tit fraggle” and then “she’s a dragonborn” in one post. The last four or five weeks felt like a year as it is.

adurot:

askmerriauthor:

I recently watched the Star Wars Original Trilogy for the sake of finally seeing it all in one shot with an adult’s critical eye.  But now I’m left with the real question… do I dare do the same for the Prequel Trilogy?

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Originally posted by bigjewface

bludragongal:

So, about Knives………….

with-fervor:

weedle-testaburger:

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likes to charge, reblogs to cast

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you’re right and you should say it