i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’
also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.
today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.
Part of the joke is that her character is a dragonborn. And boy, back when 4e came out and introduced the modern dragonborn, there were a lot of people arguing very heatedly about whether or not female dragonborn should or should not have breasts. :)
You can’t just slam my brain with “there’s a licensed muppet style D&D show coming out” and then “it’s an adult comedy with a giant tit fraggle” and then “she’s a dragonborn” in one post. The last four or five weeks felt like a year as it is.
I recently watched the Star Wars Original Trilogy for the sake of finally seeing it all in one shot with an adult’s critical eye. But now I’m left with the real question… do I dare do the same for the Prequel Trilogy?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
