xxtc-96xx:

death to all mugs

billfrancois:

175 - Togepi , 176 - Togetic

adurot:

chrishallbeck:

How do you like your eggs?

I too put ketchup on my eggs. That or just mix scrambled eggs in with some torn up pancakes and pour syrup over the whole thing.

dingodoodles:

Hourly comics from yesterday

nutwit:

sighinastorm:

anoctopus:

vanyaviolins:

truffledmadness:

“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.

Tortillas are little flat cakes.

sighinastorm:

quadrifecta

maxeth:

trifecta

aim-and-ignights:

Same energy

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

in addition, mosca means fly

mosquito does mean little fly

lmfao

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

Yes but that’s not funny.

Doro still at large

tockthewatchdog:

captainamericagf:

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

jay-works:

solitarelee:

fluffmugger:

guerrillatech:

amazon’s entire schtick is to run other businesses into the ground by undercutting prices then ruling over their peasant customers. 

FedEx just refuses to deliver to my house. It’s too rural. They just won’t do it. The USPS is gutted. If I need supplies or food or any emergency anything, am I going to risk the package being destroyed or never getting to my house, or grit my teeth and go with the chaotic evil monsters who will nonetheless give me the food or medicine I need? 

And guess what? Amazon is directly and indirectly responsible for both the state of FedEx and the state of the USPS. They were allowed to create a monopoly and they were PREPARED for the further gutting of the USPS we’ve seen in late 2020. In my rural area, with a pandemic on? I think people don’t understand what I mean when I say I have no choice sometimes, the same as I have no choice but to buy Comcast internet even tho it’s overpriced and unreliable. 

It. Is. A. Monopoly. By. Design. We’re being given no choice. The solution isn’t to attack the consumers; it’s to force the government to undermine the company and to actually support its citizens with things like the USPS. 

Ethical consumption is a luxury afforded to the rich.

chefpyro:

Today I learned that whales are mammals.

tikkety-tok:

Funny enough they do break 😂