chibigaia-art:

i’m so scared for s4 but also so excited,,,

the-ice-castle:

what is it called, again…? (x)

mysterymooseman:

tear him down Richie 

i love that this type of scenario can now canonically kill pennywise since insulting him weakens him

bubonickitten:

melvinandlugnut:

sushinfood:

k25ff:

solarsyrup:

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

(art by soup-erb on Tumblr)

Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

OH CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE CUBE

they’re good cubes, brent

nobody:

humans:

dimetrodone:

corg-sidhe:

dimetrodone:

People who can comfortably sit longer then 15 minutes are the luckiest people in the world

You’d think so until you realize executive dysfunction has kept you in the same position for 8 solid hours

Solidarity between those who can’t get shit done cause they were sitting all day with those who can’t get shit done cause they can’t stay in one place

sagelynaive:

I want you guys to notice how the dog spot is almost completely 100% dry, meaning doggo did not move until the rain had stopped.

I would like you to further notice that the only part of the dog spot that has any water at all is the tail portion, which would seem to indicate doggo picked up his tail at some point to wag it.

Doggo had a fantastic time in this sudden burst of rain.

gay-privilege:

birf:

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

why did I have to turn on the sound

tygermama:

arloghoul:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

quinzelade:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

dredsina:

zooophagous:

paranoidgemsbok:

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

Why do you hate Jesus

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

^That’s a raw ass fucking quote

That’s going to end up being one of those quotes that are completely stripped of their context and passed around as the rawest, most profound thing and when someone finds out it’s about dipping clementines in Ranch dressing and freaks out, I hope you’ll be proud of yourself

I know I would be

👍

alexhours-sideblog—old:

lizthecrab:

lizthecrab:

Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

The two genders: fight or flight

you can’t assign gender to incomprehensible panic

person: whats your gender?
me: constant stress
person: No i mean whats in your pants
me: anxiety

i’m funny

 I will steal your funnybone