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digitaldiscipline:

operativesurprise:

national-shitpost-registry:

citree:

wewetke:

citree:

citree:

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

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it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

OH NO…

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BONE THEIF!!!

this post is incredible! the combination of creativity, combined w/ the artistry required to properly express those ideas, is astounding. I’m in a tremendous amount of pain right now

OP, I’m pretty sure it was the post about BLOOD types that horses have such an excess of 

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Originally posted by here4thegayships

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behold a horse

goldfishoflove:

myloish:

SO IN THE NEW MBMBAM THEY GET AN AUDIENCE QUESTION FROM A GUY WHO’S BEEN INTO FIGURE SKATING FOR A WHILE AND GRIFFIN WITH AN AUDIBLE >:3C INTERRUPTS TO SAY “So you got into it two years ago… Was there a certain piece of media that had come out at that time…” AND THE GUY HAD TO SAY “LISTEN… Yeah.” CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING CALLED OUT IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR GETTING INTO FIGURE SKATING BECAUSE YOU’RE A WEEB

in fairness Griffin’s immediate response was “you’re my hero” and the crowd lost its mind

riibrego:

neapolitan 🍨✨

ltwilliammowett:
“captain-price-officially:
“ltwilliammowett:
“ Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy...

ltwilliammowett:

captain-price-officially:

ltwilliammowett:

Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

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Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

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Why is tumblr so weird?

seeyouguyslater:

tahthetrickster:

manga-and-stuff:

hunter-rodrigez:

And I am not talking about the content on this website… I am talking about the website itself, like from a technical standpoint…

for example: the Create Post window looks like this:

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but when you zoom in 200% with your browser it suddenly changes to this?

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and this window doesn’t just look different, it is miles ahead of the other one in every single way, for example this his the build in text editor:

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yeah, you can change color and font without doing any HTML bullshit… 

And the wildest thing… you’re not limited to one kind of post with this create post window… 

You want to create a hybrid post that has pictures, text, a video and music? you can just do that no problem…

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WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS BEHIND 200% ZOOM????

I didn’t know this so I am guessing quite a few of you probably don’t know about it either…

#looks kinda like a hybrid of mobile and of desktop

……………yknow i saw this and i thought to myself “i wonder if the devs here are so incompetent that they set up css @media breakpoints but only used single min-widths and max-widths instead of both min-widths and max-widths so that at certain viewports it gets confused and uses the css from multiple breakpoints” and yknow what

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i think thats exactly what the fuck they did dfhjkdjk

MAN….GKDHFJDNGJDGEGFFGGFGGF

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super-metroid:

demilypyro:

I’m a gamer girl, you can tell because my tits only have a few polygons and could stab your eyes out

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hey weird question, but you have that one gif of Venom Snake walking into room and killing two guards with his Go Go Inspector Gadget extendo dick?

omegaverse:

cognitohazardous:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

no and i’m actually shocked by the fact that i have no idea what you’re talking about 

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how can we fix this…..

WAIT I HAVE THAT

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LMFAOOOOOOO

@spacepurp420​