luckyladylily:

king:

c-tea-rex:

king:

king:

king:

I’m watching chamber of secrets with my bf and the scene Harry’s scar came on and he just turned to me and touched my forehead and went “forgive me…. but ur pop tart scar…..it’s legendary…” and I’m never going to fucking hear the end of this am I

Me: touches it

Him in a British voice: it’s hurting again isn’t it?

This is funny and all, but I would very much like to know what happened

I put pop tarts in the toaster oven and burnt my first batch got kinda pissed and made another batch and put them on a plate and got a glass of milk and tried going downstairs when I missed the first step out of agitation I fell down the entire flight of stairs spilling milk all over the place all the way down and at some point I broke the plate in half over my face and dropped my tarts went back upstairs made a third batch and only cried once

after two pop tart disasters they went back for a third. Braver than any US Marine.

caitas-cooing:

minecraftfurby:

minecraftfurby:

minecraftfurby:

Minecraft has an option in language called LOLCAT and I recommend highly

More reasons to use it

I don’t play Minecraft often, but Minecraft is a gift and I want everyone to know that

everythingfox:

Gamer girl

(via)

doompop-3d:

the villains wiki always lists what their evil goals are in the description, and the one for yoshikage kiras looks so funny without context

great-and-small:

magicallysapphic:

shrimpy-in-wonderland:

Some Queenie fo today

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

guerrillatech:

the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20:

the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20:

the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20:

the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20:

boyfriend just got in the shower and went “Oh Crap” and i went !!!!!! and he paused and went “Can you please take my glasses.” and then his glasses poked out the side of the shower curtain and i was like damn. ADHD be Like That.

im deceased

tags @justanothermeaninglessjumble

UPDATE:

showed this to the boyfriend on my phone and my account and he went to reblog it because he forgot he was not holding his own phone : )

UPDATE:

boyfriend did Not appreciate my hilarious post, per his tags

xxtc-96xx:

hm

baby’s gone. That’s probably not good

thenightling:

ohevoyev:

edinburgh, 2019