Silver Tongue

lierdumoa:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

Last summer my friend’s mom discovered hundreds of teeny tiny toad tadpoles in a puddle in her driveway. It was drying up, so she asked me about moving them to a nearby pond. I told her not to, because moving amphibians unnaturally between water bodies can spread disease.

So she filled up a watering can every morning and every evening and replenished the puddle, adding dechlorinator drops she uses for her fish tank to make sure the water was safe.

The tadpoles survived and grew up into little toads who eventually hopped out of the puddle.

I think about the tenderness and compassion of this a lot.

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OP, there are two wolves within you and I’m curious which one is better fed.

tsscat:

roseydeloom:

tikkety-tok:

Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?

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potoobrigham:

KK Shanty [Wellerman Cover]

unnatural-twenty:

neige-leblanche:

i dont have any comment just please watch this shitty phone game ad i got

The ending was like

unyanizedcatboys:

phantomrose96:

Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky

tulpa777:
“nutsacktorturer:
“debkorvelus:
“I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing. There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it. If a government gives a thing to you like...

tulpa777:

nutsacktorturer:

debkorvelus:

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

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my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

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