my male wife has better tits than your male wife
Why is tumblr so weird?
And I am not talking about the content on this website… I am talking about the website itself, like from a technical standpoint…
for example: the Create Post window looks like this:
but when you zoom in 200% with your browser it suddenly changes to this?
and this window doesn’t just look different, it is miles ahead of the other one in every single way, for example this his the build in text editor:
yeah, you can change color and font without doing any HTML bullshit…
And the wildest thing… you’re not limited to one kind of post with this create post window…
You want to create a hybrid post that has pictures, text, a video and music? you can just do that no problem…
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HIDE THIS BEHIND 200% ZOOM????
I didn’t know this so I am guessing quite a few of you probably don’t know about it either…
my best guess is that zooming in 200% tricks the website into thinking youre on mobile
@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.
DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size
David:… I throw a rock at him with my slingshot
DM: are you sure? This is a fig-
David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.
David: *rolls a 20*
DM:…
DM: okay so you kill Goliath
this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.
DM: So moses has gone up the mountain to get written forms of those rules i just said
Player: While hes gone can i make a golden cow statue?
DM: Did.. did you forget the part where i said you shouldnt make idols like that?
Player: but theres no written account yet so it should be fine
Twink Zora Blue and Buff Zora Red.
Blue is some kind of pufferfish haha! He spikes up when he’s spooked, angry or super horny.
I just can’t count all the makeovers I gave these two…
Finn didn’t realize they’d started dating at first, and a few years later Nico didn’t realize he proposed
wow first full-color comic!
If you’re sick of the world, then just leave it. Its possible. N o o n e c a n r e a l l y s t o p y o u
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