bismuth:

“for Steven Universe the Movie ⭐️ Amethyst hug“

agoutirex:

laddermatch:

divirro:

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

peppypear:

aphony-cree:

I knew a server who would take a cigarette with her to work and sit at the smoker’s table holding it when she needed a break. She didn’t light it or pretend to puff, she just sat there with it between her fingers. Most of the managers never noticed. The one who did told her to get back to work and she replied “I’m taking a smoke break” and stared him down. He realized that if he denied her a smoke break he’d have to do it to everyone else, so he walked away

the-superwholockian-bitch:

Picked up cigarettes for a while for the smoke breaks while I worked as a server at a steakhouse

alwaysabeautifullife:

Wow I just realized work often accommodates people who smoke but not people with disabilities or medical conditions

thathighclassbitch:

Why are people working allowed to take random ass smoke breaks??? Imagine taking a break during work time to drink wine or some shit. I’m not even allowed to drink water behind the cash register, but you’re allowed to leave and smoke? Bitch ass

Never ironically indulge in a niche fetish because soon it wont be ironic anymore and you won’t be able to get aroused by anything less than someone being absorbed into some girls swollen knees

thyrell:

jaecheondaeseong:

tilthat:

TIL that the Pope can appoint secret cardinals, and even the selected individual may not know he has cardinal status. The name can be made public at any time, but if the pope dies before revealing the name of a secret cardinal, the individual will no longer be a cardinal.

via ift.tt

what the f u c k is Catholicism

there is only one person in the world that can prove that i am not a cardinal

yourplayersaidwhat:

Freckles

Bard, being heckled by Warforged: Well at least I have something you will never have, a Heart!

Warforge: Eh

Bard: AND FRECKLES

Warforge: egeh,fhwshir, *tearing up*

consider a gorgon but instead of snakes its the worm on strings

droct0:

foxthebeekeeper:

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

error-404-fuck-not-found:

domina-honoribila:

prokopetz:

Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.

I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.

i made a new christmas carol