Silver Tongue
icantletmystudentsfindme:
“ a-lonelier-version-of-you:
“ inthefallofasparrow:
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I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted
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icantletmystudentsfindme:

a-lonelier-version-of-you:

inthefallofasparrow:

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I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

rodentmancy:

“ever notice how all nonbinary people are afab?”

no but i have noticed how every single amab nonbinary person ive come across is either forcibly labeled as a trans woman or a cis guy who just Loudly Gay 

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

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icant fucking breathe

wereralph:
“ wereralph:
“ heraldofultimateness:
“ wereralph:
“ heraldofultimateness:
“ wereralph:
“ wereralph:
“ we-love-gaming:
“Will u join the challenge?”
is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of?
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wereralph:

wereralph:

heraldofultimateness:

wereralph:

heraldofultimateness:

wereralph:

wereralph:

we-love-gaming:

Will u join the challenge?

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

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Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

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happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

pickledchickenetti:

jesuschristopus:

leave-it-all-behind:

remade-joan-burned:

Can’t get over the prominence of the story of Abraham sacrificing Isaac in my childhood. Can’t get over the prominence of the moral of God above family and friends in my childhood. That always tore me apart.

I remember asking a staff member at my camp “how do you have faith like Abraham, I want to believe I could trust God that much, but I don’t think I could”. I felt so guilty for not fully trusting God.

Yeah, it was pretty wild to go from, “you only need faith as small as a mustard seed,” to “you need to have so much faith that you would kill a family member for god’s shit and giggles.” 

Look y’all I know that’s how that story is taught but literally that is not the moral of the story, Abraham failed that damn test, and I will stand behind this interpretation until I die.

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sasquatch-spotted:

spelledslots:

dualclock:

miserysblessing-deactivated2021:

polyam-bug-wannabe-deactivated2:

im-extremely-scottish:

tigwex:

compleatedsadboy:

haischaper:

t4tsonadow:

haischaper:

sabertoothwalrus:

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

🧃

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SCREAMING

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Thats a GRAPE JUICE BOXBDBDBDND

OH SHIT.

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God I wish I could have some apple juice :(

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what the shit is this????? boiled egg????? boiled egg juice???

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its orange juice clearly

🧃

Is appl

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J Ü C E

Juicebox tower of Babel

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k-eke:
“round
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k-eke:

round 

ajmoonstar:

Caleb may be emotionally dead inside but his facial expressions sure ain’t!

((In other words Liam’s faces were so funny this whole segment I literally could not help myself.))