Silver Tongue

simonsoys:

Headcanon that yes, the other fallen kids had SAVE powers, but their determination was weaker than Frisk’s.

To us, it would appear they had a limited number of lives like in traditional games, explaining why not a single one ever made it past Asgore.

OBLITERATION-LEVEL STEEL JAW LOCKDOWN

logarto:

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10MILLION NEWTONS OF FORCE ….

LOOK DA FUCK OUT

chrishallbeck:
“Art.
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himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

4006 is the funniest scp actually

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have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york

Anonymous

rslashrats:

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holy shit

geralt-yennefer-jeskier:

badjokesbyjeff:

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again the owner says: “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”

The Irishman then said: “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”

Look Jeff you gotta change the username